i make the same sounds when cumming, when in pain, when using the bathroom, etc., and they're all barks and whines and moans and grunts and-

chat, am i cooked?

i'm so glad they invented peanut butter i love being a fucking dog :D

Suddenly finding yourself a diaper tot in a daycare?

Eh, probably nothing to worry about...

Some older pieces!

You should be concerned, this -isn't- how things are supposed to be. You should be at work, just like the day before, & the day before, not finding yourself playing four-square barely phased by a damp pullup.

But you're not.

Is it so bad? It couldn't hurt to just go with it, for today at least...

ACTUALLY it's called GIRLSTINKMAXXING and for the record my pits and my balls smell INTOXICATING, thankyouverymuch-

how to grab a canine therian by the muzzle:

-index and middle finger hooked over nose
-thumb wrapped around the bottom of the chin
-rest of yr hand curled around where their muzzle is

almost guaranteed to catch them off guard enough to make them shut up. do this consensually

domming a "dom" into submission while also already feeling super powerful mowing enemies down with a sword in warframe is SUCH A STRONG FEELING :3

"Take my advice rookie. Ever fall for a woman? Make sure she's got balls" SO TRUE

getting your girlfriend off on vc and then immediately opening up webfishing for two minutes while she goes to clean up before you watch evangelion

being gay is really fun sometimes :3

fuck it, we fish

i need to experience being her. i need to be stuffed on one of those build a bear machines and sewn up and have a little heart and a voicebox put in me and cleaned and and and and and

Mentally I’m here

oh hey what's up, it's DOG