Bees?

H is (in my honest humble opinion) the best letter in the alphabet. The only downside to H is that British people say it like “haych”

I wonder what fish do with all that time they save not blinking

Good bye 2014 hello 2015

I haven’t pooped since last year

I know I’m gonna mess up, 2026 my year trust

I don’t believe in birds. I believe they exist, I just don’t think they can achieve their goals.

I want to talk to the guy who invented the color ultramarine just to see what happened

I hate BJ’s wholesale club, it’s just a worse Costco. No $1.50 hotdog, no samples, and no redeeming qualities in the slightest.