Tim Ward
@jumpyspiders.bsky.social
Environmentalist. Europhile. Remainian. Swearer. Scything enthusiast. Armchair Hammers fan. Big swearer. Borderline sociopath. Swearer. Otherwise fine.
They got Bill Gates to build in redundancy, so the chips work via the cell network
October 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They got Bill Gates to build in redundancy, so the chips work via the cell network
Jenrick finger painting in his own excrement again then...
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Jenrick finger painting in his own excrement again then...
The reason you don't see them anymore is because someone is sat in his basement, painting St George crosses on them!
October 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The reason you don't see them anymore is because someone is sat in his basement, painting St George crosses on them!
They all look likely candidates...
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
They all look likely candidates...
I swear this guy is just living in the universe of the gameshow Pointless and he thinks the closer your number is to zero, the better
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I swear this guy is just living in the universe of the gameshow Pointless and he thinks the closer your number is to zero, the better
Does anyone still pay attention to Rod Liddle finger-painting in his own excrement?
July 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Does anyone still pay attention to Rod Liddle finger-painting in his own excrement?
Where do they stand on teaching that MAGA are descended from vegetables?
June 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Where do they stand on teaching that MAGA are descended from vegetables?
So, Labour really are the Tories in disguise 🤬
May 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So, Labour really are the Tories in disguise 🤬
As a convicted serial criminal he shouldn't even be in the country
April 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
As a convicted serial criminal he shouldn't even be in the country
Well, he does have ears that can grow back, so....
April 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well, he does have ears that can grow back, so....
I'm glad you wrote that article, because now I've found you on Bluesky.
April 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm glad you wrote that article, because now I've found you on Bluesky.
This "Trust President Trumpty Dumpty" nonsense reminds me of a British survival series from the 1970s, Survivors', which ran for a while (near the end) of 'Trust Greg Preston'. That was built on nothing but lies as well.
April 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This "Trust President Trumpty Dumpty" nonsense reminds me of a British survival series from the 1970s, Survivors', which ran for a while (near the end) of 'Trust Greg Preston'. That was built on nothing but lies as well.
This is disgusting. They've obviously been told to do this. Someone at the top has serious questions to answer - but only if American journalists are in the room, apparently.....
March 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
This is disgusting. They've obviously been told to do this. Someone at the top has serious questions to answer - but only if American journalists are in the room, apparently.....
It's weird how quickly you don't miss it afterwards
November 10, 2024 at 8:52 AM
It's weird how quickly you don't miss it afterwards
You're assuming they still believe in the moon.....
October 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
You're assuming they still believe in the moon.....
Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is a moron. Russia had already invaded Ukraine. How do these idiots manage to have lunch without also eating their own face?
October 4, 2024 at 8:32 AM
Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is a moron. Russia had already invaded Ukraine. How do these idiots manage to have lunch without also eating their own face?
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
September 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
I'm always amused by a person who's never had sex telling people how to have sex. And being overly obsessed with how they're doing it
September 14, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I'm always amused by a person who's never had sex telling people how to have sex. And being overly obsessed with how they're doing it
One of the advantages of living with a farmer's daughter is you start to be able to tell what type of shit it is just from the smell. I'm calling chicken shit on this one
September 10, 2024 at 10:19 AM
One of the advantages of living with a farmer's daughter is you start to be able to tell what type of shit it is just from the smell. I'm calling chicken shit on this one
Melon Husk did that because they'd have deleted all his posts
September 7, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Melon Husk did that because they'd have deleted all his posts
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you've been built upside down!
August 6, 2024 at 1:29 PM
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you've been built upside down!
So, they were just going through the motions?
I'll get my coat......
I'll get my coat......
July 30, 2024 at 3:42 PM
So, they were just going through the motions?
I'll get my coat......
I'll get my coat......
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
July 30, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.