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I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee.
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They had to invent a bullshit prize since he isn't worthy of a real one. That is so pathetic.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They had to invent a bullshit prize since he isn't worthy of a real one. That is so pathetic.
Buy them a Trump Bible or a copy of Mein Kampf?
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Buy them a Trump Bible or a copy of Mein Kampf?
Ultracrepidarians
October 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ultracrepidarians
Double air handjob
September 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Double air handjob
Doom tasting. 😆
September 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Doom tasting. 😆
I'm not buying it. He probably saw some dudes wearing masks and pointing guns and bugged the fuck out like a lot of people might do.
September 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm not buying it. He probably saw some dudes wearing masks and pointing guns and bugged the fuck out like a lot of people might do.
Oh shit, those Etsy witches are at it again. 😳
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh shit, those Etsy witches are at it again. 😳
Thanks for the nightmare fuel. 😱
September 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Thanks for the nightmare fuel. 😱
She always looks like she just sharted.
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
She always looks like she just sharted.
Fuck both of those goofy bastards.
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fuck both of those goofy bastards.
Sarly you jest.
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Sarly you jest.
I think I'm gonna eat a whole pint of dark chocolate ice cream.
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think I'm gonna eat a whole pint of dark chocolate ice cream.
If I eat one I might get shrimp super powers.
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If I eat one I might get shrimp super powers.
This is so trashy. 😬
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is so trashy. 😬
Snake Plissken unavailable for comment.
August 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Hell yeah. Now make them wear tutus and bunny ears.
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hell yeah. Now make them wear tutus and bunny ears.
No one wants to fuck Charlie.
August 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
No one wants to fuck Charlie.
Dude told her dumb ass not to climb through that window. She kept right on moving forward. 🤷♂️
August 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Dude told her dumb ass not to climb through that window. She kept right on moving forward. 🤷♂️
Damn, Pete. Prayers?
August 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Damn, Pete. Prayers?
Utter bullshit! Fucking losers.
August 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Utter bullshit! Fucking losers.
They should have to eat it twice.
August 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They should have to eat it twice.