Robert
@jumpedin.bsky.social
Living in Edmonton, the City of Angles, the Big Crab Apple, the City of (Purple) Lights. This app is replacing the group text with my friends.
“Gall” is doing some pretty light lifting there Don. Maybe “corrupt, province destroying trash” would be more apt.
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“Gall” is doing some pretty light lifting there Don. Maybe “corrupt, province destroying trash” would be more apt.
“Sup Salman, guess who just crushed worker rights and indentured a bunch of woke teachers! This guy! 👆🏻 LOLz. Anyways, just getting on my jet, see you later!”
What I’m assuming she’s texting.
What I’m assuming she’s texting.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Sup Salman, guess who just crushed worker rights and indentured a bunch of woke teachers! This guy! 👆🏻 LOLz. Anyways, just getting on my jet, see you later!”
What I’m assuming she’s texting.
What I’m assuming she’s texting.
Total clown. Between him and Lana Palmer, Dene has some real bottom of the barrel candidates.
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Total clown. Between him and Lana Palmer, Dene has some real bottom of the barrel candidates.
That one dog is giving off some serious “this is a colossal waste of taxpayer money to placate a very stupid group of people, I’m tired boss” vibes.
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That one dog is giving off some serious “this is a colossal waste of taxpayer money to placate a very stupid group of people, I’m tired boss” vibes.
Haha did the Premier’s husband ask you to write this article? No one give a fuck about trains right now.
October 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Haha did the Premier’s husband ask you to write this article? No one give a fuck about trains right now.
The bike lanes provide safer options for people who don’t own a car or don’t want to drive. Build more of em. No one needs north side 132 ave to have more lanes than the Henday.
a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The bike lanes provide safer options for people who don’t own a car or don’t want to drive. Build more of em. No one needs north side 132 ave to have more lanes than the Henday.
Is it wild that every photo of Cooper needs to be checked for swastikas in the background?
April 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Is it wild that every photo of Cooper needs to be checked for swastikas in the background?
This is one of those parody accounts right? Like the ones that post nonsense to drive “engagement”?
April 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is one of those parody accounts right? Like the ones that post nonsense to drive “engagement”?
I can’t tell if Lorne Gunter is a real person or just three short morons in a trench coat that stumbled into your opinion column.
April 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I can’t tell if Lorne Gunter is a real person or just three short morons in a trench coat that stumbled into your opinion column.
You passed a house I grew up in. I wish it had the infrastructure and usability like they are building now. It’s wild to think that in some places, including the service roads there’s 8 lanes for cars. Plus a back lane behind most of these homes! Why!?
April 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
You passed a house I grew up in. I wish it had the infrastructure and usability like they are building now. It’s wild to think that in some places, including the service roads there’s 8 lanes for cars. Plus a back lane behind most of these homes! Why!?
All I heard was: “Bike lanes are okay, but if I’m gonna get a DUI it better be on a road that isn’t woke.”
What an embarrassment.
What an embarrassment.
April 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
All I heard was: “Bike lanes are okay, but if I’m gonna get a DUI it better be on a road that isn’t woke.”
What an embarrassment.
What an embarrassment.
That letter probably smells like mango White Claws. I have low expectations for Karen. She’s prime for a UCP stooge. She’s burning through all the goodwill Gene has built up in this city faster than Devin can polish off a bottle of Jameson and order more Trump merch.
April 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
That letter probably smells like mango White Claws. I have low expectations for Karen. She’s prime for a UCP stooge. She’s burning through all the goodwill Gene has built up in this city faster than Devin can polish off a bottle of Jameson and order more Trump merch.
I trust this Sam guy about as much as an expired bottle of Turkish Tylenol.
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .
Alt: A man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie, he does not believe anything Sam says.
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I trust this Sam guy about as much as an expired bottle of Turkish Tylenol.
I’m surprised she didn’t go all white. Her white power suit. Maybe she’s saving that look for Ben.
March 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m surprised she didn’t go all white. Her white power suit. Maybe she’s saving that look for Ben.
What a terrible Balatro hand.
March 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What a terrible Balatro hand.
The effort needed for custom shirt like that just reeks of shitty online troll energy. And they’re running for council? Don’t we already have Tim Cartmell for that?
March 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The effort needed for custom shirt like that just reeks of shitty online troll energy. And they’re running for council? Don’t we already have Tim Cartmell for that?
I’m 41 now. I had your brownies at my birthday on Friday last week. And now I’m talking to you on here today. Thanks Jeff!
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m 41 now. I had your brownies at my birthday on Friday last week. And now I’m talking to you on here today. Thanks Jeff!
Danielle Smith proceeds to Tweet (from Florida) that the Liberal coloured moon should call a space election as soon as possible.
March 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Danielle Smith proceeds to Tweet (from Florida) that the Liberal coloured moon should call a space election as soon as possible.
I can’t imagine what chaos would happen if one of those River Lime Scooters and Jumanji combined evil forces. Broken limbs, poor sidewalk etiquette AND a Kevin Hart Trilogy!?
March 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can’t imagine what chaos would happen if one of those River Lime Scooters and Jumanji combined evil forces. Broken limbs, poor sidewalk etiquette AND a Kevin Hart Trilogy!?
Dozens of losers with notifications on “Elks” and “name change” and “they’re fine with Eskimo, didn’t you see the Jim Jeffries video, no? Hold on I’ll send it to you” are gonna be moderately more disappointed with their day today.
March 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dozens of losers with notifications on “Elks” and “name change” and “they’re fine with Eskimo, didn’t you see the Jim Jeffries video, no? Hold on I’ll send it to you” are gonna be moderately more disappointed with their day today.
Hasn’t Ukraine suffered enough? Now they got the UCP “helping” them? Probably gonna get this shipped to Ukraine above market rates via MHCare-O-Planes.
March 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hasn’t Ukraine suffered enough? Now they got the UCP “helping” them? Probably gonna get this shipped to Ukraine above market rates via MHCare-O-Planes.
A portable Dredge! I’d take an IOS mobile version to the dark, depressing depths of the office park where I work. My cold, emotionally crushing cubicle could use a Lovecraftian ocean mystery that I can tuck away quickly when my manager walks by.
February 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A portable Dredge! I’d take an IOS mobile version to the dark, depressing depths of the office park where I work. My cold, emotionally crushing cubicle could use a Lovecraftian ocean mystery that I can tuck away quickly when my manager walks by.