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@julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social
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Greed is insane. Profits before people is insane.

The establishment is insane. And it’s time for the people to have their say.
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Stop it stop it STOP IT
White shit falls from sky harkening a season of premature darkness and shoveling and driving hazards and frigidity and illness and I’m just realizing this is the second snowfall of the season
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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these two are the same person for their respective nations lol
Karoline Leavitt, the flagrantly lying U.S. Press Secretary Ri Chun-hee, the flagrantly lying North Korean news anchor
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Shit like this is why we are where we are.
A fifty dollar bill with ‘DONALD TRUMP LIVES HERE’ stamped above the photo displayed of the U.S. Capitol building, with a correction clarifying that no, the President does not live where Congress works.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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From a customer and dear-friend. The little things in life far outweigh those we lend so much clout to.❤️
An anti-depression kit; An eraser to make all those mistakes disappear, A penny so you will never be completely broke, A marble for days when you’re sure you’ve lost yours, An elastic to help you stretch beyond your limits, A string to tie together when you feel it’s unraveling, And a hug & kiss to remind you someone cares!❤️
October 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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it’s out and it’s in!
Dennis Reynolds has Mexican collagen injected into his eye by an oversized, flightless bird
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I have become vehemently defiant toward the ActBlue texts so to be quirky I donated 33 dollars instead of 32 and as always left a generous 0 dollar tip for them
September 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Also;
Susan Collins formulates her response to Trump’s unprecedented abuse of power
September 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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help me, @bencollins.bsky.social for I have sinned

(and am also poor)
death note from The Onion
September 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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May I present (the tq in lgbtqia+ and 24)
gay infowars logo
August 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Black spy from MAD magazine’s Spy vs. Spy
July 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Stroke victims rendered incompetent by their episode do not belong in DC. And they subsequently will not receive a dime from me.

Primary this man so he can heal and not impact the shitty trajectory of our nation.
May 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I can now feel the news with my fingertips. For twelve dollars a month. I am doing my duty: Are you?
A list of my potential and redeemable qualities according to The Onion, including an ‘indomitable will that can’t be broken,’ and a ‘wisdom sought out by leaders and scholars.’
May 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I don’t know what I was expecting when I asked “always give grandmother milk.”
April 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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See you soon, Jared
Jared Golden, who has refused to hold a public town hall, will be making a private appearance at Colby College. The public of Maine is encouraged to show up to this event and speak with the Congressman directly.
April 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM