Juliette Odette
@julietteodettel.bsky.social
I speak good franglais
Kit-kat made some solid chocolate gnomes with tiny pieces of biscuit inside for Xmas which they are selling off for 50p a packet and it is shameless
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Kit-kat made some solid chocolate gnomes with tiny pieces of biscuit inside for Xmas which they are selling off for 50p a packet and it is shameless
I am high as a kite on chocolate
January 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I am high as a kite on chocolate
My friend says that oysters are not an aphrodisiac and that if you are not careful they can cause a follow-thru
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My friend says that oysters are not an aphrodisiac and that if you are not careful they can cause a follow-thru
If the Government rations chocolate I'm going rogue
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
If the Government rations chocolate I'm going rogue
Can I last until tomorrow without chocolate 🍫 ? It's been 2 days and I'm climbing the walls. Also is Winter finally losing its magic?
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Can I last until tomorrow without chocolate 🍫 ? It's been 2 days and I'm climbing the walls. Also is Winter finally losing its magic?
My neighbours dog protects them from hoovers. He isn't even trained to do that. I think it's in the breed.
January 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My neighbours dog protects them from hoovers. He isn't even trained to do that. I think it's in the breed.
Buddhism with a bit of tarot?
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Buddhism with a bit of tarot?
According to JD Vance, if you are left-wing and own a car, you are a domestic terrorist.
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
According to JD Vance, if you are left-wing and own a car, you are a domestic terrorist.
I have also had to come to terms with my ABBA addiction
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I have also had to come to terms with my ABBA addiction
Why we would be better off without a Judicial System by Donald Trump
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Why we would be better off without a Judicial System by Donald Trump
I love my new boots
September 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I love my new boots