julie the cyborg
juliethecyborg.bsky.social
julie the cyborg
@juliethecyborg.bsky.social
former gifted kid turned burned-out trans lesbian techie. autistic/ADHD/etc., proud AAC and diaper user. ask about my special interest of the week!
new bib, from Lil Helper! liking it so far, it didn't come out of the package smelling awful, and it's got *three* bigger neck snaps than I need.

stay tuned to find out how much of my lunch ends up on it!
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
my Halloween costume this year was Julia from Sesame Street -- complete with Fluffster and working talker, of course!
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
baby's first MIDI controller! (belongs to @elliesaur.bsky.social, I just made the stickers)
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"The Yepp Micro!" -- @elliesaur.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
got my COVID and flu shots!
September 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
And here's the attached affidavit. There's alt text on the images, and also note that it was accidentally reformatted so the "X" checkbox is on a separate page by itself. I'm sure that was a complete accident.
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Here's the attached letter. There's alt text on the image, but the gist of it is "fill out and return the attached affidavit to confirm that you're part of the class action lawsuit that requires us to put the right sex marker on your passport".
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
SUCK. MY. GIRLDICK.
September 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
August 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
lunch of champions: Hoodsie cup affogato from New Leaf Espresso. (for non-New Englanders, Hoodsies are an iconic brand of single-serving ice cream cup.)
August 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
guess who was <s>a silly goose</s> misinformed about the length of her bike trip and is now <s>stuck in a sunny parking lot</s> field-testing her J1772-to-NEMA 5-15R adapter!
August 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
can we stop lighting Canada or wherever on fire please? x.x
July 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I picked the former
June 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
wonderful! @elliesaur.bsky.social and I *love* seeing the cherry blossoms on the one you planted us!
April 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
tell me you have the "sounds are bad" kind of autism without telling me

(these were all within arm's reach of my work desk, check the alt text for details)
April 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the *fancy water dispenser* at work is running an April Fools prank 😡
April 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
super happy to have cyborg ears for this solid week of ~dozen-person work meetings
April 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
so this is in fact a sign you can buy
March 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
BNUUY
March 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am sooo relieved that the weather is finally nice enough to run around in a T-shirt and shorts! @elliesaur.bsky.social and I picked up bagels and are chilling in @reykitty.me's backyard and it's delightful.
March 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
with @ridecargob.bsky.social you too can ride your girlfriend around in a cargo bike and make her feel like the toddler that she is at heart!

@elliesaur.bsky.social
March 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
FLOOR TIME
March 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
oh, since it's not visible head-on, even in their own product photos (!), here's the DM-16C's membrane keyboard.
March 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my calculator has a baby sister now!

these are the DM-16L and DM-16C from SwissMicros. they're clones of the HP-16C Computer Scientist calculator, manufactured from 1982-1989.
March 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
floptistic.
February 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM