I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought Trump would be the biggest demented dickhead in his upcoming administration.

My Yorkshire husband who's had a fashion bypass is not impressed with my new fabulous bag and says it deserves a name.

He's suggested Vienna (cat in Rising Damp) but I think it deserves more ... whatdaya think?

Me opening the front door to the postman.

It's that time of year when I put my roleplay costume on for bed.

Tonight I'm Nanook of the North... never marry a Yorkshire man if you like being warm in winter 🤬

If this doesn't change people's hearts and minds about these grifting parasites ... fu*k knows what will
#AbolishTheMonarchy

Is it any wonder why Twitter is going down the shitter.

By popular demand ... today's Tit of the Day 🏆 goes to Jeremy Clarkson.

26 years later and I'm still getting this ...

I'm just using Twitter now to wind up the trolls and the blue tick pricks.

Does anyone else find it odd that JD Vance wasn't at the Fuckwit's Feast?

Piss off.