Let's hope they don't raise noise complaints.

"Tell me you hate sex workers without telling me you hate sex workers"

No mockery intended; a lot of social media sucks now, so you might as well make your own site and even adverts like it's 20 years ago. Just found it funny.

Time for a mightillion C+ presets

At this point the best answer is probably "however the hell you want it to be" :p

Good girl, Spooky!~

Badger time

At least there's fruit!

IIRC, some Dragoon spears are poleaxes too, though I'm not sure how many of them fit the vibe you want.

It's more about proportions than raw size, Vanguard role notwithstanding - Angela's built like a musclewoman, as opposed to, say, Emma Frost with her bottom-heavy design. Not calling Emma's design bad ofc, but hopefully it's an apt comparison for what I mean.

I think it'd work great honestly.

You're welcoooooome~♪

Oh, these are REAL cool. If I ever feel like coming back to XIV and have the money for em, I might make some of my own elf!

This reasoning applies to Juliet too. It's part of what makes her, well, her. (And also part of what makes her my self insert lmao)
My snek-elf is perfect the way she is. If I want to play someone fully female, I have other characters.

Sounds like it's time for some singleplayer detox if you wanna play games. Something chill you can take at your own pace.

I get the feeling you'd LOVE playing Karlach or your own Berserker or Paladin in Baldur's Gate 3.

Dragonsong Reprise (Ultimate)