Kicking of Arizona’s Week of Gifted Education right—on a Tuesday with bottomless coffee and the best damn educators I know.

Adorable. May I suggest haunted bananamojis next?

Spotted at the court clerk’s office today and I have questions.

Namely, when did penguins get the right to vote and why do we make them travel to the opposite end of the planet to cast a ballot?

Literally as I was typing this.

The worst part: It’s not clear to me that Dems learned anything from this exercise. It’s gonna be a long four years.

When I first joined TikTok, I thought it was a stupid app. I was wrong.

Democrats got played (and played the public), and there will be long-term consequences. 🧵

Laughing. I was laughing.

Tonight we toasted the incredible graduates for this program and the difference it has made in their lives.

To learn more about this unique program visit www.ruthplaceaz.org

So excited that this year, I’ll be rolling up to Friendsgiving with an icecream cake turkey.

Is she beautiful or a monstrosity?

Reading all the Sagan.
I forgot how good “A Demon-Haunted World” is in particular.

Happy Friday
-Batman

Nothing to see here.
Just a campaign to stop “urban blight” by criminalizing homeless that absolutely refuses to pick up its roadside trash.