Aw man. Dave's a civil engineer, dang it. Says so right there.

Wouldn't let her shovel the dog crap in my back yard. Might let her eat some tho.

Ben lost his shpadoinkle at least a decade ago if not more.

She liked and replied to a tweet of mine back in 2016, and I swooned.

Thanks to my husband's grandma, we have a lifetime supply of pennies.

We knew that when it happened. No surprise. But it will be fun when it comes out.

Bless her pointy little head

The political media is bad. I think it's less flipping than people reaching for least horrible options. Knee jerk reactionary stuff. I don't believe this a direct celebration of the Democrat party, which is clearly in free fall. They are a lousy party. Mamdani is an exception. He transcends party.

He's useless trash

Well, kid broke the rules and took his glasses, which is fundamentally uncool. I'm not saying this guy is a prince or anything.

And that's the problem. We think we're in hell now but we've been in it a long time. It's just all out in the open now. I can't tell if I'm gonna die from thirst becuse data centers or die in prison for opposing the regime.

I'm so sorry. We had a cat for 14 years that some people found out in the country. He'd been hit by a car and couldn't use his back legs, but after 3 days of rest, he started walking again and they gave him to us. Best cat ever. We just put him down 3 weeks ago for cancer.