bart world no mercy
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still don’t know what i’m doing
one battle after another (2025)
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
one battle after another (2025)
putting on counting crows at the function and getting shot in the back of the head execution style
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
putting on counting crows at the function and getting shot in the back of the head execution style
people always ask where the bathroom in a restaurant is as if it’s not almost always exactly where you would expect it to be
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
people always ask where the bathroom in a restaurant is as if it’s not almost always exactly where you would expect it to be
i love how the tiktok algorithm is like “you waited 23 seconds to scroll on a video about rfk and jimmy hoffa, which means you must have exactly 3 interests: rfk, jimmy hoffa, and rfk vs jimmy hoffa
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i love how the tiktok algorithm is like “you waited 23 seconds to scroll on a video about rfk and jimmy hoffa, which means you must have exactly 3 interests: rfk, jimmy hoffa, and rfk vs jimmy hoffa
so ig a tankard of mead is actually like a crazy amount of mead. if you go to a renfest after hours event and order a souvenir tankard of mead the guy behind the counter is going to give you a weird look and be like “ok!” then you’re going to pay $55 for 4 meads then you’re going to get pretty drunk
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
so ig a tankard of mead is actually like a crazy amount of mead. if you go to a renfest after hours event and order a souvenir tankard of mead the guy behind the counter is going to give you a weird look and be like “ok!” then you’re going to pay $55 for 4 meads then you’re going to get pretty drunk
can’t believe that on top of all the evil the us government is also going to take away the silly little thc seltzers i like to buy at the corner store
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
can’t believe that on top of all the evil the us government is also going to take away the silly little thc seltzers i like to buy at the corner store
was doing a ghetto pat count while
out tonight but all of the 35 year old white men dressed as ghetto pat look so much alike that i can’t tell if im counting the same ones over and over
out tonight but all of the 35 year old white men dressed as ghetto pat look so much alike that i can’t tell if im counting the same ones over and over
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
was doing a ghetto pat count while
out tonight but all of the 35 year old white men dressed as ghetto pat look so much alike that i can’t tell if im counting the same ones over and over
out tonight but all of the 35 year old white men dressed as ghetto pat look so much alike that i can’t tell if im counting the same ones over and over
there’s kinda this fun little mini-odyssey at the end of the lord of the rings books where frodo just wants to get back to bilbo but keeps getting waylaid by suprise weddings
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
there’s kinda this fun little mini-odyssey at the end of the lord of the rings books where frodo just wants to get back to bilbo but keeps getting waylaid by suprise weddings
if you ever want to feel kinda weird and sad go look at cameos you can get for under $100
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if you ever want to feel kinda weird and sad go look at cameos you can get for under $100
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good luck kitty
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
good luck kitty
did you girlboss too close to the sun
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
did you girlboss too close to the sun
had a dream that my conservative hometown acquired a powerful magical orb. everyone had to do the presidential fitness test to prove themselves to the orb. they made us all kneel to it and i kept being like “omg isn’t this idolatry? jesus is king!” because i really didn’t want to run the mile
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
had a dream that my conservative hometown acquired a powerful magical orb. everyone had to do the presidential fitness test to prove themselves to the orb. they made us all kneel to it and i kept being like “omg isn’t this idolatry? jesus is king!” because i really didn’t want to run the mile
i pity for those who hold too much fear in their heart sto walk home drunk at night
September 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i pity for those who hold too much fear in their heart sto walk home drunk at night
bad guys in movies don’t fall off tall buildings like they used to
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
bad guys in movies don’t fall off tall buildings like they used to
trying to board a plane rn is convincing me that we actually are on the verge of complete societal collapse
August 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
trying to board a plane rn is convincing me that we actually are on the verge of complete societal collapse
yeah vyvanse works great for me except for the one hour in the afternoon when it makes me Evil
August 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
yeah vyvanse works great for me except for the one hour in the afternoon when it makes me Evil
based on the year i spent warring with an italian roommate over the thermostat there’s a weird hypocrisy at the heart of european anti-ac snobishness which is they have no problem with cranking up the heat at the slightest chill which uses way MORE energy
July 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
based on the year i spent warring with an italian roommate over the thermostat there’s a weird hypocrisy at the heart of european anti-ac snobishness which is they have no problem with cranking up the heat at the slightest chill which uses way MORE energy
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Did you check the break room
July 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Did you check the break room
in this bar in chattanooga that feels fake. playing adrienne lenker when we walked in followed by hozier and ribs by lorde. lemon drop shots out of the left titty
May 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
in this bar in chattanooga that feels fake. playing adrienne lenker when we walked in followed by hozier and ribs by lorde. lemon drop shots out of the left titty
i really want to come kick it with you
you’ll be my american pope
american pope
you’ll be my american pope
american pope
May 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i really want to come kick it with you
you’ll be my american pope
american pope
you’ll be my american pope
american pope
love it when a car has an absolutely confounding assortment of bumper stickers. really wakes the imagination
May 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
love it when a car has an absolutely confounding assortment of bumper stickers. really wakes the imagination
chris fleming had that bit about snacks in trader joe’s that only girls can see and in a similar vein i think there are mini-series streaming that only your parents can see
April 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
chris fleming had that bit about snacks in trader joe’s that only girls can see and in a similar vein i think there are mini-series streaming that only your parents can see
lymph nodes swole af
April 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
lymph nodes swole af
pausing my simpsons watch to resume my er watch in this house it’s 1996 baby
April 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
pausing my simpsons watch to resume my er watch in this house it’s 1996 baby