I wish the next world war would be something cool, like an alien takeover or an evil corporation turning everyone into robots, but no we got fucking nazi’s again.

Do parents not trap their teenagers in the endless labyrinth when they turn 16 anymore?
#smh #genz #zoomersarelazy

Fucking goblin traps are super obvious and no sane person would fall for them.

So if you read about me falling for one it is a LIE.

Tricked a demon today into giving me endless riches in trade for all memories of my mother, little did he know I never even had a mother! Take that you sucker!

Kids these days don’t respect true sorcery, when I was in school we actually learned to cast incantations and not just use cheap mass produced spell scrolls.