@julianes.bsky.social
"This is not the time for despair! This is what Joe Strummer trained you for! This is punk rock time!" -- Henry Rollins
My cat is actually a brontosaurus. The brain is located in the tail.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My cat is actually a brontosaurus. The brain is located in the tail.
I only have one dim, neurotic orange girl.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I only have one dim, neurotic orange girl.
Hey everyone, the @nytimes.com and Ross Douchehat solved the workplace problem. It was us! It was us all along!
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hey everyone, the @nytimes.com and Ross Douchehat solved the workplace problem. It was us! It was us all along!
I have finished off my peacock cross stitch and now I need to figure out where to pin it up.
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I have finished off my peacock cross stitch and now I need to figure out where to pin it up.
She has claimed my craft light.
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
She has claimed my craft light.
She's been like this for 10 minutes. That is my wallpaper. #oranchlife
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
She's been like this for 10 minutes. That is my wallpaper. #oranchlife
Seen in Chicago
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Seen in Chicago
From the Chicago No Kings protest
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
From the Chicago No Kings protest
Oranch girl has opinions about the harness
September 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oranch girl has opinions about the harness
My oranch doesn't know much, but she knows she needs to keep her tail in check.
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My oranch doesn't know much, but she knows she needs to keep her tail in check.
@support.bsky.team do you need more?
September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
@support.bsky.team do you need more?
So, @support.bsky.team you are suspending people over a racist, homophobic, misogynistic asshole who did extensive harm? Its a terrible look. Very, shall I say, Musky. Xish.
September 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So, @support.bsky.team you are suspending people over a racist, homophobic, misogynistic asshole who did extensive harm? Its a terrible look. Very, shall I say, Musky. Xish.
Puffmaster and Plex were never friends, but now that Puff is gone, Plex wants me to hold her face a lot.
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Puffmaster and Plex were never friends, but now that Puff is gone, Plex wants me to hold her face a lot.
If Will Power just ran his last #IndyCar race....dude, we will miss you and your dedication and weirdness and the great moments you gave us. I still scream RESPECT, MOTHERFUCKERS at my cats when they vomit on the carpet.
August 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If Will Power just ran his last #IndyCar race....dude, we will miss you and your dedication and weirdness and the great moments you gave us. I still scream RESPECT, MOTHERFUCKERS at my cats when they vomit on the carpet.
My companion and love of 19 years left today (cancer, boo). She was soft and hilarious and beautiful and sweet and too smart at opening cabinets and stealing my lunch. I will miss her forever.
August 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My companion and love of 19 years left today (cancer, boo). She was soft and hilarious and beautiful and sweet and too smart at opening cabinets and stealing my lunch. I will miss her forever.
It would be terrible, just awful if this line were overwhelmed with reports of an alien stealing energy in Texas. Or many others spotted in DC robbing the elderly.
July 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It would be terrible, just awful if this line were overwhelmed with reports of an alien stealing energy in Texas. Or many others spotted in DC robbing the elderly.
Chicago on a Friday afternoon.
June 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Chicago on a Friday afternoon.
Plex has once again trapped Ron Burgundy Sofa Cushion on the chaise and he's no e too happy about it.
May 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Plex has once again trapped Ron Burgundy Sofa Cushion on the chaise and he's no e too happy about it.
The @nytimes.com is a passive tool of a fascist administration
May 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The @nytimes.com is a passive tool of a fascist administration
These would be too much for them. Contains broth, HORRORS
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
These would be too much for them. Contains broth, HORRORS
This asshole won't shut up and I fully support them.
May 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This asshole won't shut up and I fully support them.
I did it. I finished a Bic pen before I lost it.
May 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I did it. I finished a Bic pen before I lost it.