I just got an email from Dunkin’ Donuts saying they’re sending out our years in review tomorrow.

The implications are horrifying

I just quit my PhD. Clap for me.

welcome to the black parade is the emo kid’s bohemian rhapsody

Fyi I haven’t stopped thinking about this. Like I was puking and thinking about this

why do I refuse to drink water even when I’m objectively thirsty

can someone tell me why having the stomach bug has made my hamstrings sore

Stomach bug update: I’m now drinking a smoothie and I don’t wanna die so we’re on the mend fam

I somehow developed the stomach bug after watching conclave last night so for the past 24 hours I’ve existed in some weird papal subliminal state. Like I close my eyes and it’s Ralph Fiennes telling me he’s struggling with prayer

can we bottle the feeling that listening to So High School by Taylor Swift gives me

I abandoned watching “The Mistletones” (a hallmark movie about competing caroling groups) to watch Conclave once I saw it was finally on Apple TV, so my night has really taken a 180

my favorite flavor is red 40 and rfk jr can pry it from my cold, stained, hands

I watched that male stripper Christmas movie on Netflix last week and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

The premise? A+
The execution? Better than I could have imagined
The ending? Guessed within the first 5 minutes

It’s awful. I love it

when I say my style inspiration is Anne Boleyn people start laughing and I for one find that insulting

But then it becomes a horror movie when they act like they know more about what you’ve been studying for half a decade

I saw Gladiator 2 yesterday and I’m still thinking about the fact that they kept asking Paul Mescal if he knew Latin.

Like are we not to believe that when we hear English they are actually speaking Latin in the narrative? What language are these people speaking???

hi bluesky,

i missed having a place to share my hot takes, so you all get to deal with me now