This new Mother’s Day commercial from Jared is not it 🙅🏻‍♀️ “all mom wants for mother’s day is sleep and clean laundry and empty sinks” WHAT moms are real human people I don’t lay around dreaming of laundry please ✌🏻

The number of times a day I listen to Denial is a River and Not Like Us is directly correlated to my current mental health. I will not elaborate or accept questions at this time.

Moms: best tips for when your partner is gone and your toddler is TODDLERING. I am overstimulated af and yet there is no village here. Helpppppppp

Yesterday my husband asked me “are you going to eat ALL of those mozzarella sticks by yourself?!” We’ve been together 10 years it’s like he doesn’t know me at all 💀

That bitch only left me two cookies! It’s me I’m that bitch.

I’m just gonna say it. Sending your kid to day care sucks. For the kid and for you. Neither of us have stopped crying all week