Julia
@julia-calzonetti.bsky.social
Former CNN, current identical twin @clairecalz, aka bumbledot
But his emails, actually
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
But his emails, actually
When these trump sycophants in the govt start peeling away from him (and they will), we can NOT let them benefit financially from it with tell alls and such. They’ve been too deeply complicit for far too long.
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When these trump sycophants in the govt start peeling away from him (and they will), we can NOT let them benefit financially from it with tell alls and such. They’ve been too deeply complicit for far too long.
When did purple become a Halloween color
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When did purple become a Halloween color
Another day, another American city invaded by *checks notes*…America
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Another day, another American city invaded by *checks notes*…America
“oh no, what happened now?” -all of us, every 30 minutes during trump presidencies
September 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“oh no, what happened now?” -all of us, every 30 minutes during trump presidencies
Electing trump (2x!) was the biggest own goal imaginable
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Electing trump (2x!) was the biggest own goal imaginable
Just invented something
“-100%” - for “absolutely not”
“-100%” - for “absolutely not”
September 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Just invented something
“-100%” - for “absolutely not”
“-100%” - for “absolutely not”
My kid: mom, do you know what I saw at the airport?
Me: kids with mitochondrial challenges?
My kid:
Me: kids with mitochondrial challenges?
My kid:
September 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My kid: mom, do you know what I saw at the airport?
Me: kids with mitochondrial challenges?
My kid:
Me: kids with mitochondrial challenges?
My kid:
Thinking about this every day
Thing I think about a lot
How long does it take people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history?
How long does it take people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history?
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Thinking about this every day
August is the Sunday of the year
August 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
August is the Sunday of the year
July is the Saturday of the year
July 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
July is the Saturday of the year
There’s something so shitty about how all these people at cantor Fitzgerald died on 9/11 and lutnick didn’t and this is what he does with his life
July 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There’s something so shitty about how all these people at cantor Fitzgerald died on 9/11 and lutnick didn’t and this is what he does with his life
Did iPhone face recognition stop working or do I just look like shit today
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Did iPhone face recognition stop working or do I just look like shit today
which kind of person are you?
a) close out all your tabs and start anew every day
b) keep them all open until you collapse under the weight of them all
a) close out all your tabs and start anew every day
b) keep them all open until you collapse under the weight of them all
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
which kind of person are you?
a) close out all your tabs and start anew every day
b) keep them all open until you collapse under the weight of them all
a) close out all your tabs and start anew every day
b) keep them all open until you collapse under the weight of them all
Take two Cadbury eggs and call me in the morning
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Take two Cadbury eggs and call me in the morning
Imagine white lotus without music
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Imagine white lotus without music
Second-hand embarrassment for all the maga people who still think trump cares about improving their lives
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Second-hand embarrassment for all the maga people who still think trump cares about improving their lives
Senate republicans reclassified as invertebrates
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Senate republicans reclassified as invertebrates
Shouldn’t march 15th be included in pi day because 3.1415… i just think we should be open to it
February 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Shouldn’t march 15th be included in pi day because 3.1415… i just think we should be open to it
Hard to figure out what’s bigger - Elon’s ego or his insecurity
February 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hard to figure out what’s bigger - Elon’s ego or his insecurity
Big bob loblaw energy coming from the trump administration
February 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Big bob loblaw energy coming from the trump administration
Hair twirling is the OG fidget toy
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hair twirling is the OG fidget toy