I may be bias but i did love this

youhr sehcreht'sh ish shahfeh wihth meh... Hohnehshtly, ~BBBRRRpp~ Ih wahnt'sh toh shee hohw bihg meh ahnd deh odehr lahdiesh cahn geht'sh"
*RIIIIIP*
"Mahybeh ah vihsht'sh toh youhr roohm ihsh ihn ohrdehr?"
2/2

#fatspeakfriday
"Shepahrd, ahre youh shure daht'sh dish "Hallohweehn Feahsht" ish ahn Eahrth trahdishiohn? Ohr ahny ohf deh ohther feahshts'h youh hahve hahd ush hahve? Dohn't'sh wohrry cohmmahndehr;" 1/2

#fatspeakfriday

"Ih dohn't g-HRRPPphh~eht'sh *gloop* ~bwohrrRRPPp~why Bla~urrrRRPPP~ke wah~HRRPPphh~rned u~BRRRPPpp~sh ahbou~bwohrrRRPPp~t'sh her m~uhrrrRRPPP~ohm... Ahll ~rrrRPPPphh~ t~bluhrrRRPPP~hihsh foohd hash be~bluhrrrRPPP~ehn ah~rrrRPPPphh~mahzhihn'!"
*CREEEAK* *CRASH*
"Hehe... O-URRRP-ops"

#fatspeakfriday
*STOMP**THUD*
"Mo~buhrRRPPpp~ohm! Doh Ih ~uhrrrRRPPP~-hahve toh wahlk ~hfffbUAARRP~-ahll de wahy ~bluhrRRPPhh~toh ~blurrRRPPP~ deh dihnih~bluhrrrRPPP~n' roohm? C~bluhrrrRPPP~ahn't'sh ~hrrpPPPHH~ youh b~grrrrRRPPp~rihn' de fo~blurrrRPPP~od heh~BRRRPPphh~re?"
*STOMP**THUD**STOMP*

f-bUAARRP~-ree foohd *mmnnch* Ih ~BRRRPPpp~ whant. Hmmm...? Pu-~HRRPPphh~-ttin' ohn *mmnnch* weight? Pleashe, compared ~urrrRRPPP~ toh that'sh blimp *gulp* of ah hag Midnight'sh Ih a--~urrrPPhhh~-am ash ~urrrRRPPP~ shkinny a-ash ~ROOORRPPP~ can beh!" 2/2

(thought I'd try my hand at this)

#fatspeakfriday

"Thish Sponshorship ha-~burrRRPP~-sh been ~urrrPPhhh~ great! I w-wash ~rrrRPPPphh~ able to retire from ~ROOORRPPP~ hero ~blurrrRPPP~ work way earlier than I thought I ~HRRPPphh~ would be able ~BRRRPPpp~ to and ~bworrRRPPp~ shti-~urrRPPphh~-ll get'sh ...*gobble*... all d-de-" 1/2

Dont mind me just posting the amazing background the artist did

Making her seeable by sheer tonnage and messily eating makes brain go brrr

Drawing with a mouse in ms paint is a bitch and a half

Why not become the Immovable girl?

If I had to choose one... I think this is it