Julie Bower
@julesmbower.bsky.social
Kids TV & comedy writer. So Awkward, The Worst Witch, Flatmates (CBBC) The Evermoor Chronicles (Disney) Wolf King (Netflix). Went on holiday and smiled knowingly. (see pic)
What, and I mean WHAT the everloving fuck....
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What, and I mean WHAT the everloving fuck....
A poem, in four lines. I've called it simply, "the daughter"
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A poem, in four lines. I've called it simply, "the daughter"
You can always tell when my daughter's been in the bathroom. She could fall into a black hole and still manage to locate and stack nine toilet rolls in a neat pyramid.
July 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You can always tell when my daughter's been in the bathroom. She could fall into a black hole and still manage to locate and stack nine toilet rolls in a neat pyramid.
Very proud to have written on Curtis Jobling's Wolf King, now on Netflix. Recommended for kids 7 and up, anyone who enjoys epic fantasy adventures about shapeshifting werelords, and YOU.
March 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Very proud to have written on Curtis Jobling's Wolf King, now on Netflix. Recommended for kids 7 and up, anyone who enjoys epic fantasy adventures about shapeshifting werelords, and YOU.
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Roses are red
March 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Roses are red
Me looking at the year ahead.
January 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me looking at the year ahead.
He's furious in this one. But it's an evil fury. A demonic rage.
December 16, 2024 at 9:29 AM
He's furious in this one. But it's an evil fury. A demonic rage.
They've got him in a casual shirt now. Casual Friday in Hades.
December 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
They've got him in a casual shirt now. Casual Friday in Hades.
This is the bit in The Holiday where my husband always says "Meh bollocks to her she works for the Telegraph"
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
This is the bit in The Holiday where my husband always says "Meh bollocks to her she works for the Telegraph"
There's a corner of Hell that is just this guy, telling you to download Seaside Escapes.
December 8, 2024 at 3:20 AM
There's a corner of Hell that is just this guy, telling you to download Seaside Escapes.
Aawww the Christmas department. Smellies and candles and biscuit tins and ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE. Seriously what have they done to Rudolph?!
December 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Aawww the Christmas department. Smellies and candles and biscuit tins and ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE. Seriously what have they done to Rudolph?!
Guys, seriously if it turns up at 15.10 it's not a problem.
NO IT SHALL ARRIVE BY 15.09 OR I SHALL CUT OFF MINE OWN EAR AS PENANCE.
NO IT SHALL ARRIVE BY 15.09 OR I SHALL CUT OFF MINE OWN EAR AS PENANCE.
December 4, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Guys, seriously if it turns up at 15.10 it's not a problem.
NO IT SHALL ARRIVE BY 15.09 OR I SHALL CUT OFF MINE OWN EAR AS PENANCE.
NO IT SHALL ARRIVE BY 15.09 OR I SHALL CUT OFF MINE OWN EAR AS PENANCE.
How do you make Bedtime Bear appear evil? He's BEDTIME BEAR. And yet somehow they managed it with this monstrosity.
November 27, 2024 at 2:25 AM
How do you make Bedtime Bear appear evil? He's BEDTIME BEAR. And yet somehow they managed it with this monstrosity.
I want to work here and every time I answer the shop phone I can say HELLO I'M FINE
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I want to work here and every time I answer the shop phone I can say HELLO I'M FINE
If you can see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.
November 20, 2024 at 3:42 AM
If you can see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.
Because if you don't give them three beds and your bed, how will they know they are precious and special?
November 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Because if you don't give them three beds and your bed, how will they know they are precious and special?
I refuse to join Bluesky - I don't want to become part of a Gordon Gekko Chamber
November 16, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I refuse to join Bluesky - I don't want to become part of a Gordon Gekko Chamber
The dog's bed. She also sleeps in the middle of the stairs and on your lap, but only when you are on the loo. I can only dream of having self-esteem that high.
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 PM
The dog's bed. She also sleeps in the middle of the stairs and on your lap, but only when you are on the loo. I can only dream of having self-esteem that high.