Julian HJ
@julesjb.bsky.social
Talking complete pollocks
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Talking complete pollocks
She’s obsessed with Hobnobs
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
She’s obsessed with Hobnobs
My Dad’s old school!
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My Dad’s old school!
It’s enough to make you croak on your tea
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s enough to make you croak on your tea
Were you wearing that nice v neck paloma you got for Christmas?
August 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Were you wearing that nice v neck paloma you got for Christmas?
From someone you wouldn’t trust to judge whether a banana is ripe or not
August 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
From someone you wouldn’t trust to judge whether a banana is ripe or not
In front of his eyes, the Oarsmen of the Apocalypse
August 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In front of his eyes, the Oarsmen of the Apocalypse
I seriously wonder what it would take for Boris Johnson to feel any shame
July 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I seriously wonder what it would take for Boris Johnson to feel any shame
Proof that he stays in character
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Proof that he stays in character
If this is the standard of spokesperson put up for the Party leader, the Tories can expect little respect
July 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If this is the standard of spokesperson put up for the Party leader, the Tories can expect little respect
That sense of self belief is truly overwhelming, you can see it everywhere
June 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
That sense of self belief is truly overwhelming, you can see it everywhere
Mowing all those beautifully nurtured lawns in the sunlit uplands doesn’t come cheap
June 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Mowing all those beautifully nurtured lawns in the sunlit uplands doesn’t come cheap
Part of the long-term success of the Conservative party has been that it is a broad church from the centre right outwards. What it’s doing to itself now is self-destroying
June 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Part of the long-term success of the Conservative party has been that it is a broad church from the centre right outwards. What it’s doing to itself now is self-destroying
Give him a break, he’s going to be way too busy at home with his 9th or 10th child
May 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Give him a break, he’s going to be way too busy at home with his 9th or 10th child
The DT used to be a decent paper even if you disagreed with right wing stance, then it filled the space left by the DM when it went full tonto - and at a time when we need quality journalism more than ever before
May 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The DT used to be a decent paper even if you disagreed with right wing stance, then it filled the space left by the DM when it went full tonto - and at a time when we need quality journalism more than ever before
If you’re inexplicably invoking Magna Carta, I’m assuming you’re trying to tell us you’re a Freeman on the Land
May 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you’re inexplicably invoking Magna Carta, I’m assuming you’re trying to tell us you’re a Freeman on the Land
Yeh, I mean we wouldn’t want them to act like leaders and have a grown up intelligent conversation about immigration, would we?
May 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Yeh, I mean we wouldn’t want them to act like leaders and have a grown up intelligent conversation about immigration, would we?
The tv coverage was poxy
May 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The tv coverage was poxy
A few years ago, I was looking for the payment machines in Banbury Station car park. John Craven saw me looking and informed me that the machines had been removed and you had to go into the ticket office to pay.
May 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
A few years ago, I was looking for the payment machines in Banbury Station car park. John Craven saw me looking and informed me that the machines had been removed and you had to go into the ticket office to pay.
If you give the middle finger to a group of people and they don’t exist, does it even happen?
May 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you give the middle finger to a group of people and they don’t exist, does it even happen?
It’s a lovely day looking out from T5!
March 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It’s a lovely day looking out from T5!
No need to be sniffy, the Deputy Lieutenant is always there to meet me when I turn up at the Tube
March 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No need to be sniffy, the Deputy Lieutenant is always there to meet me when I turn up at the Tube
Brilliant show, still making me laugh
January 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Brilliant show, still making me laugh
Frankensteinkampfzeit
January 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Frankensteinkampfzeit