For MULTIPLE reasons.
For MULTIPLE reasons.
He prefers cats (no one is perfect), but has expressed interest in a Husky.
Me, who would possibly surrender teeth to own a dog:
NO.
He prefers cats (no one is perfect), but has expressed interest in a Husky.
Me, who would possibly surrender teeth to own a dog:
NO.
Absolute destroyer of toys.
Absolutely would bounce right off solid oak cabinets with nary a thought in his smooth, tiny little brain.
I still miss him.
Absolute destroyer of toys.
Absolutely would bounce right off solid oak cabinets with nary a thought in his smooth, tiny little brain.
I still miss him.
I knew they weren't exactly swimming in intellect, but...
They are so profoundly unaware, even of how bad they are at getting what they want. It's astounding.
I knew they weren't exactly swimming in intellect, but...
They are so profoundly unaware, even of how bad they are at getting what they want. It's astounding.
I spent most of it curled in a ball on my couch, sucking on a ginger chew, sleeping, or choking down a bagel. (I could barely eat anything that wasn't a bagel.) I was very lucky it was early 2021 and I was still out of work due to COVID.
I spent most of it curled in a ball on my couch, sucking on a ginger chew, sleeping, or choking down a bagel. (I could barely eat anything that wasn't a bagel.) I was very lucky it was early 2021 and I was still out of work due to COVID.
The average pregnant person spends their first trimester of pregnancy physically miserable and barely able to function at a "office worker" level.
The average pregnant person spends their first trimester of pregnancy physically miserable and barely able to function at a "office worker" level.
You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.
You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.
He's not, he won't be...
This is an imperfect social solution and I'll take it, thank you VERY much.
He's not, he won't be...
This is an imperfect social solution and I'll take it, thank you VERY much.
Jake Paul getting his ass kicked is actually a good thing.
Jake Paul getting his ass kicked is actually a good thing.
But I try the Quaker way, first.
...Some people haven't proverbially moved.
But I try the Quaker way, first.
...Some people haven't proverbially moved.
Basic human anatomy needs to be taught.
Basic human anatomy needs to be taught.
I am not Quaker, but ... yeah, a lot of this is just how I think and operate.
I am not Quaker, but ... yeah, a lot of this is just how I think and operate.
And as someone who has a degree in theatre...
Method is just fucking bullshit.
It's just so much bullshit.
You do NOT want to live in a character. I have had characters that hit too close to home in a painful way and NO THANK YOU. SOBBING after performances.
And as someone who has a degree in theatre...
Method is just fucking bullshit.
It's just so much bullshit.
You do NOT want to live in a character. I have had characters that hit too close to home in a painful way and NO THANK YOU. SOBBING after performances.
I thought it was sooooooo pretty.
And then it fucking died at the stop sign.
I thought it was sooooooo pretty.
And then it fucking died at the stop sign.
I *dearly* love disconcerting random English folk by making a decent stab at where they are from based on accent. Or at least, asking.
I *dearly* love disconcerting random English folk by making a decent stab at where they are from based on accent. Or at least, asking.
Also, my child has been taught Feliz Navidad.
My child is ADORABLE.
He sings it constantly.
Help.
Also, my child has been taught Feliz Navidad.
My child is ADORABLE.
He sings it constantly.
Help.