Juicy Melon Jim
@juicymelonjim.bsky.social
I live in North America. Chicagolandarea.
I like music and sometimes music likes me back.
Big fan of human rights and movies.
[insert link to Bandcamp page]
(He/him)
I like music and sometimes music likes me back.
Big fan of human rights and movies.
[insert link to Bandcamp page]
(He/him)
Idk. I guess? Oof.
January 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Idk. I guess? Oof.
Just for funsies (funzies? funsys? phunzees?), if you have the emotional, physical, or material resources to do so...
Be a part of the help people need. There are many people needing a lot of help. ✌🏻
Be a part of the help people need. There are many people needing a lot of help. ✌🏻
November 16, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Just for funsies (funzies? funsys? phunzees?), if you have the emotional, physical, or material resources to do so...
Be a part of the help people need. There are many people needing a lot of help. ✌🏻
Be a part of the help people need. There are many people needing a lot of help. ✌🏻
Taking a hiatus from my social media sabbatical to observe the seasonal migration of users from one platform to another.
Good job, everyone. You're doing it.
Good job, everyone. You're doing it.
November 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Taking a hiatus from my social media sabbatical to observe the seasonal migration of users from one platform to another.
Good job, everyone. You're doing it.
Good job, everyone. You're doing it.
Everything I post here is also being cross-posted to Threads. Including this bleet. (I forgot what we’re calling posts here.)
September 8, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Everything I post here is also being cross-posted to Threads. Including this bleet. (I forgot what we’re calling posts here.)
The worst part of my job as doctor is when patients try to downplay the importance of check-ups. Fucking hate that.
September 5, 2023 at 1:49 AM
The worst part of my job as doctor is when patients try to downplay the importance of check-ups. Fucking hate that.
Firstly, I’ve been thinking about the Ghostbusters theme song a LOT.
Secondly, where did Ray Parker Jr. hear that the ghost “likes the girls”?
This is my “You’re So Vain”.
Secondly, where did Ray Parker Jr. hear that the ghost “likes the girls”?
This is my “You’re So Vain”.
September 5, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Firstly, I’ve been thinking about the Ghostbusters theme song a LOT.
Secondly, where did Ray Parker Jr. hear that the ghost “likes the girls”?
This is my “You’re So Vain”.
Secondly, where did Ray Parker Jr. hear that the ghost “likes the girls”?
This is my “You’re So Vain”.
I just watched Her for the first time. I was disappointed it didn’t end with Theodore in the ER getting an AirPod removed from his urethra. (Spoiler alert for my imaginary ending)
July 18, 2023 at 4:57 AM
I just watched Her for the first time. I was disappointed it didn’t end with Theodore in the ER getting an AirPod removed from his urethra. (Spoiler alert for my imaginary ending)
Just remembered I have a degree in mathematics and computer science so from now on I’m prefacing all my intellectual statements with “As a mathematician and computer scientist…”
July 17, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Just remembered I have a degree in mathematics and computer science so from now on I’m prefacing all my intellectual statements with “As a mathematician and computer scientist…”
Is the movie Oppenheimer part of the Jackass franchise?
July 17, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Is the movie Oppenheimer part of the Jackass franchise?
I don’t really know what there is for me to do here. I had fully detoxed from Twitter and forgot if you’re not constantly plugged in then most of what shows up makes no fucking sense without context. Cheers?
July 17, 2023 at 12:18 AM
I don’t really know what there is for me to do here. I had fully detoxed from Twitter and forgot if you’re not constantly plugged in then most of what shows up makes no fucking sense without context. Cheers?
People always talking about necessity being the mother of invention but nobody wants to talk about invention’s grandma it’s shameful smh
July 15, 2023 at 10:17 PM
People always talking about necessity being the mother of invention but nobody wants to talk about invention’s grandma it’s shameful smh
Is it considered uncouth to post tweets I made from 10+ years ago? Or is it couth?
July 14, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Is it considered uncouth to post tweets I made from 10+ years ago? Or is it couth?
Reposted by Juicy Melon Jim
This is what Black folks mean when they point to inherent anti-Blackness. It was a conscious decision to ban certain words and they either didn’t think to include slurs or didn’t want to. Both are equally awful
Someone just confirmed and tested for me: Fuck cant be used as a handle. So cuss words are filtered but not slurs.
Take that info with what you will. They KNOW. Fuck that. Yall rlly said no cuss words in handle but allow slurs against marginalized people.
Take that info with what you will. They KNOW. Fuck that. Yall rlly said no cuss words in handle but allow slurs against marginalized people.
July 13, 2023 at 2:13 AM
This is what Black folks mean when they point to inherent anti-Blackness. It was a conscious decision to ban certain words and they either didn’t think to include slurs or didn’t want to. Both are equally awful
This toilet has been sneaking up on my house who do I call for this a plumber or what
July 12, 2023 at 5:44 PM
This toilet has been sneaking up on my house who do I call for this a plumber or what
Reposted by Juicy Melon Jim
WGA strike support links:
Picket locations — this is a big one! (via @laminda.bsky.social): bit.ly/3PUEOfA
Entertainment Community fund to support other workers impacted: bit.ly/3pSEWBr
Here’s a full list of all the ways you can stand with the WGA striking writers (via @joekatz45.bsky.social):
Picket locations — this is a big one! (via @laminda.bsky.social): bit.ly/3PUEOfA
Entertainment Community fund to support other workers impacted: bit.ly/3pSEWBr
Here’s a full list of all the ways you can stand with the WGA striking writers (via @joekatz45.bsky.social):
Endorsements
Writers are facing the most comprehensive assault on compensation and working conditions that they have seen in a generation. Stand with the 11,500 WGA members who write and produce the TV and films t...
www.wgacontract2023.org
July 12, 2023 at 1:10 PM
WGA strike support links:
Picket locations — this is a big one! (via @laminda.bsky.social): bit.ly/3PUEOfA
Entertainment Community fund to support other workers impacted: bit.ly/3pSEWBr
Here’s a full list of all the ways you can stand with the WGA striking writers (via @joekatz45.bsky.social):
Picket locations — this is a big one! (via @laminda.bsky.social): bit.ly/3PUEOfA
Entertainment Community fund to support other workers impacted: bit.ly/3pSEWBr
Here’s a full list of all the ways you can stand with the WGA striking writers (via @joekatz45.bsky.social):
Day 38 of posting my cat until
July 12, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Day 38 of posting my cat until
Glad I made it on Bluesky just in time for gif discourse. I have so many thoughts about this that I’ve been waiting for an outlet to outline th
July 12, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Glad I made it on Bluesky just in time for gif discourse. I have so many thoughts about this that I’ve been waiting for an outlet to outline th
Help I just threw out the baby with the bath water is there someone I should call or what
July 11, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Help I just threw out the baby with the bath water is there someone I should call or what
What’s everyones favorite Harmonicats album I’ll go first
July 11, 2023 at 6:56 PM
What’s everyones favorite Harmonicats album I’ll go first
Hi I am stuck in a wait loop because I missed a call from my plumber and now I don’t know when they’re coming and can’t get anything else done until they show up bllllaaaaaaarrrrrffnnfnfnfcnbfnd
July 11, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Hi I am stuck in a wait loop because I missed a call from my plumber and now I don’t know when they’re coming and can’t get anything else done until they show up bllllaaaaaaarrrrrffnnfnfnfcnbfnd
one of the most underrated things in life is having friends that will only tell you what you want to hear
July 11, 2023 at 12:06 AM
one of the most underrated things in life is having friends that will only tell you what you want to hear
When are we getting a “What’s Popular With Hot Friends” tab?
July 10, 2023 at 4:38 PM
When are we getting a “What’s Popular With Hot Friends” tab?
Umm…
I’m pretty new here, but are people for serious calling posts here “skeets”? For total serious? Was this voted on?? O.o
I’m pretty new here, but are people for serious calling posts here “skeets”? For total serious? Was this voted on?? O.o
July 10, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Umm…
I’m pretty new here, but are people for serious calling posts here “skeets”? For total serious? Was this voted on?? O.o
I’m pretty new here, but are people for serious calling posts here “skeets”? For total serious? Was this voted on?? O.o
Everyone share their favorite lusty, brawling stories. I’ll go first.
July 9, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Everyone share their favorite lusty, brawling stories. I’ll go first.
I wanted to let everyone know that one of my cats just dragged an av cable into the room from I don’t know where and is attempting to eat it. Guess I’m a cat person because this is so me.
July 8, 2023 at 4:34 PM
I wanted to let everyone know that one of my cats just dragged an av cable into the room from I don’t know where and is attempting to eat it. Guess I’m a cat person because this is so me.