JuicedBananas
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queerbaiting is when the character literally comes out as gay onscreen but doesn't get with the guy I've been shipping him with
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
queerbaiting is when the character literally comes out as gay onscreen but doesn't get with the guy I've been shipping him with
I look down on everyone who has spent money on Discord
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I look down on everyone who has spent money on Discord
Every past, present, and future United States president is my eternal enemy.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Every past, present, and future United States president is my eternal enemy.
I can tell by your toenail clippings that you're afab
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I can tell by your toenail clippings that you're afab
boys should take estrogen too
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
boys should take estrogen too
Google Chrome revolutionizes internet browsers with the Gemini button. Now you don't even have to go to a website to waste time talking to a blithering moron!
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Google Chrome revolutionizes internet browsers with the Gemini button. Now you don't even have to go to a website to waste time talking to a blithering moron!
this is what they've been trying to hide. it was never the pedophilia. conservatives know their base is fine with pedophilia. but sucking off bill clinton? now THAT could sink him
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
this is what they've been trying to hide. it was never the pedophilia. conservatives know their base is fine with pedophilia. but sucking off bill clinton? now THAT could sink him
I don't know why the republicans keep trying to block the epstein files, its not like trump supports will care even if a video of him straight up molesting a kid comes out
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don't know why the republicans keep trying to block the epstein files, its not like trump supports will care even if a video of him straight up molesting a kid comes out
RFK Jr's long term plan is to make so many baffling decisions as health secretary that when he orders a stop to the eradication of guinea worm, people won't realize the worm in his head has been controlling him the whole time to that exact end
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
RFK Jr's long term plan is to make so many baffling decisions as health secretary that when he orders a stop to the eradication of guinea worm, people won't realize the worm in his head has been controlling him the whole time to that exact end
bitcoin isn't a real currency because a toddler cannot choke on it and die
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
bitcoin isn't a real currency because a toddler cannot choke on it and die
wiping your butt is gay
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
wiping your butt is gay
"powered by AI" you mean you put a bloody moron in charge of it? there's an unrepentant clown running your new computer, nvidia? you put the guy who's making things up all the time always in charge?
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"powered by AI" you mean you put a bloody moron in charge of it? there's an unrepentant clown running your new computer, nvidia? you put the guy who's making things up all the time always in charge?
considering their blatant disregard for any form of law, donald trump and the fascism squad would have to be really stupid to just give up power willingly if people vote them out. which they might be
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
considering their blatant disregard for any form of law, donald trump and the fascism squad would have to be really stupid to just give up power willingly if people vote them out. which they might be
every time a guy like dick cheney dies they get added to a new pool allah is making to complement the 72 virgins which is gonna be 72 guys you get to beat up as much as you want
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
every time a guy like dick cheney dies they get added to a new pool allah is making to complement the 72 virgins which is gonna be 72 guys you get to beat up as much as you want
voting yes on California Prop 50 because it's election rigging against the republicans which is based
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
voting yes on California Prop 50 because it's election rigging against the republicans which is based
they should make a Food that's entirely Cubes
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
they should make a Food that's entirely Cubes
stop adding death animations to your video games and have the characters ragdoll like god intended
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
stop adding death animations to your video games and have the characters ragdoll like god intended
I want to be able to drink chemicals such as paint thinner and antifreeze without suffering adverse health effects
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I want to be able to drink chemicals such as paint thinner and antifreeze without suffering adverse health effects
half full 1937 coca cola bottle found embedded in the masonry of a crumbling abandoned house in the woods would smack right about now
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
half full 1937 coca cola bottle found embedded in the masonry of a crumbling abandoned house in the woods would smack right about now
why do all the right wingers think that donald trump has somehow owned anyone by making a bluesky account. making an account on social media just makes you more of a loser
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
why do all the right wingers think that donald trump has somehow owned anyone by making a bluesky account. making an account on social media just makes you more of a loser
the fact that donald trump is talking about how he's worried he's going to hell and yet he hasn't stopped doing (gestures) all that, is yet another great example of how religion does not in any way stop people from doing evil
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
the fact that donald trump is talking about how he's worried he's going to hell and yet he hasn't stopped doing (gestures) all that, is yet another great example of how religion does not in any way stop people from doing evil
why do politicians not seem to understand all these obvious things that i know
October 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
why do politicians not seem to understand all these obvious things that i know
trans men truly are the men of transgender
October 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
trans men truly are the men of transgender
they're gonna start dipping the bullets in ivermectin
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
they're gonna start dipping the bullets in ivermectin
all the middle eastern leaders getting together like "okay guys we have GOT to set aside our differences for a bit to make it look like trump created peace in the middle east. its the only way to get those idiots to like him again after the epstein thing. we're this close to him destroying america"
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
all the middle eastern leaders getting together like "okay guys we have GOT to set aside our differences for a bit to make it look like trump created peace in the middle east. its the only way to get those idiots to like him again after the epstein thing. we're this close to him destroying america"