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Mano não aguento mais a TPM tô parecendo um butijão de gás de tão inchada (juro que é por conta da retenção de liquido)
September 27, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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se preguiça matasse eu tava morta já, pqp
October 1, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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tive um dejacu (sensação que vou tomar no cu dnv)
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October 2, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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a vida depois q eu comecei a usar o chat gpt para tudo
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October 1, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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eu odeio a sensação de me sentir suada, grudenta e fedida por causa do calor
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October 1, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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September 30, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Minha vida se eu parasse de ser besta
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September 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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“se for pra ser, sera”

- não foi

eu:
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September 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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O vídeo da menina indignada perguntando "que Xou da Xuxa é esse" é muito engraçado, mas se eu tivesse acesso a um gênio da lâmpada, certamente um dos pedidos seria jamais ver aquilo novamente. Já está de bom tamanho.
October 1, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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acordei disposta a dormir novamente
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September 30, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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September 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Eu falo "desculpa a demora pra responder" e depois demoro de novo
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September 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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eu pulando o storie de todo mundo: 😗😛🙂
eu vendo o meu 35 vezes: 😍🥰🤩
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September 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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October 1, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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o mundo quando realmente eu começar a namorar
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September 30, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Minha tml do bluesky parece papagaio, só gente repetindo post
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September 30, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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October 1, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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to precisando de vitamina P

pix, praia e paz
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September 30, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Eu não me acostumo com esse lixo, quero meu Twitter porra
September 16, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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somos tão amgs q os problemas são iguais
September 18, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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- NÃO DATENA

POW

- FILHO DA PUTA!

timing irretocável
September 16, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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"Ah mas vc é bora bill, tem muito oq receba no la ele"

O la ele:
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September 15, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Datena representou a vontade de todo mundo que tem o mínimo de inteligência e escuta o Marçal falar. Nunca achei q diria isso pqp, Datena foi foda (mesmo q também seja um ótario)
September 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM