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Jue
@jue-fe.bsky.social
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Fandom acc of a 30-something with ongoing OFMD brainrot 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
Other fandoms include: BBC Ghosts, Extended Finnemore Universe, Middle Earth
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Pronouns: she/her/shrug

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Well, sucks to be those people. I love them and am planning on getting three more of the alien abduction postcards because the frames happen to be individually turn-around
Photo of the table with my nail varnish bottles - behind the nail varnish stuff is a picture frame with postcard prints of three of Guilherme's alien abductions (octopus, hippo and shark)
August 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Do you think I can summon Ed Teach if I arrange these in a [very stylized] octopus shape?
Scented tealights in two scents: a pack coloured in purple tones, with a "seagrass and violet mist" scent, and a pack in yellow/brown/orange colours, scented "amber leather"
July 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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This is the life
Screenshot from the OFMD Outfit Generator linked in the quoted post: "You are wearing Roach's chef cap and Roach's stripy tee with a plate of tapas. You are with Fang eating spaghetti"
July 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I went to the homeware store for something completely different, and I never thought I wanted a novelty salt shaker, but how could I have left this little guy behind?? 🥹
Porcelain capybara salt shaker, approx. 7 centimetres tall, sitting in my hand
July 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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My timeline coming for me 😭
cc @wesmanderson.bsky.social
@ardnaid.bsky.social
Post from @trungles.com, reposted to my timeline by @wesmanderson.bsky.social: "I do not want sympathy, I want revenge" Immediately beneath it, post from @ardnaid.bsky.social: "Just thinking about Ed crying alone in bed at the end of season 1. 😭"
June 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Is old Beiersdorf AG rainbow-washing? Probably.
Do I mind enough to NOT buy the Pride Labello? Certainly not.
Two pieces of Labello lip balm in two slightly different Pride edition packages
May 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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For the first time since finding OFMD I finished a printed novel that really made me go "where's the fanfic, where's the fucking fanfic for this one".
Cover of the novel "Lent" by Jo Walton. The illustration shows a demon and a monk. The huge, flying demon seems to try and intimidate the monk who is sitting on a chair with an open book in his lap. The monk is looking up to the demon, making a gesture of benediction and looking largely unbothered.
May 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Still from Good Omens season 1, with the Archangel Gabriel proclaiming loudly, "Thank you for my pornography!"
May 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Stede Bonnet thought bubble meme
May 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Also:
Stede Bonned looting a ship's library in OFMD season 1 episode 5. The incorrectly quoted text reads: "I'm looting this meme, but I'm replacing it with this one".
May 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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No pets, but there's a purple and a light-pink columbine coming through in my raspberry planter
open flower of a purple garden columbine flower of a light-pink garden columbine from above, noodling its way through raspberry leaves both columbines from above in the context of the raspberry plant and the big rectangular planter they all grow in
May 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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(I'm sorry, @artsy-outsider.bsky.social)
Edward Teach speech bubble meme
March 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Edward Teach (Our Flag Means Death) speech bubble meme. The still used is from seasin 1, episode 4, when Ed is pointing out the frankfurter shaped clouds to Izzy.
March 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Is the little love seat a jewellery box? Because I have sth following the same idea ("Lurchi" has yet to find his mate)
A slightly anthropomorphic green salamander plushie of approximately 15 centimeter in height is sitting on a velvety olive green love seat in his size. He's holding a sign that says "Free hugs"
February 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The patented Ed Teach method in action
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Ed Teach in episode 1x05 of Our Flag Means Death, threatening a captured French captain. Instead of the original dialogue, the text on the picture says: "Where's the link, where's the fucking link"
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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This is extremely cute, I love it 😍
Me as an elf from the Piccrew maker linked below by Ro. My avatar has shoulderlength, wavey brown hair, indigo blue eyes, deer antlers and is wearing an indigo blue gown over a black underdress as well as some light jewellery and a flowercrown. A black bird, crow or similar, is currently landing on their shoulder.
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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The "Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes!" Sickos meme
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This is "Misty" in the alphabet I developed for my OC fantasy world when I was about 15 y.o., and which I don't think I've ever shared a part of online that could be easily decoded (it uses approximated phonetic spelling, as can be seen by the identical letter for English i and y)
January 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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👯, Alison? Those are the three I have at home, my bestie made sure I was well equipped 😍
January 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Improving ye olde workplace with OFMD merch (again, thank you @xrayvex.bsky.social for this timeless classic of extremely relaxed Ed! And shoutout to @jaderavenarts.bsky.social for the Roach coaster, I got it for Christmas 2023 and it is still going strong!)
Photo of my workplace. In the foreground is a mousepad, printed with Xray-vex's meme of Ed Teach saying "Yes, I know how to RELAX: Right About To Lose My Fucking Shit". On it, a purple and black computer mouse. Further back is a big pink mug with the girl cat from Aristocats giving a side-eye and the word "Cattitude" written above her head, as well as a cork coaster with a drawing of Roach from OFMD on it. He's wielding a meat cleaver, saying "Knives are knives, meat is meat". Not visible on the photo, but the Roach design is from Jade Raven Arts.
January 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Can't shake the feeling that this one's a cannibal
Detail screenshot of the photo from OP above. One tiny MerStede is looking ahead, sitting bold and cheeky in big Yarn Ed's belt. The headless body of another tiny MerStede is leaning against Yarn Ed's leg below cheeky MerStede.
January 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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WIP Wednesday? WIP Wednesday. Let's hope this works out this time - if it does, it is gonns be a Hornigold Boys (gn) origin story in a multi-POV format
It's comparatively good pay, food in his belly, and, so far, nothing to do. It's also everything Izzy hates: The sea, being trapped with dozens of other people for weeks on end, and of course the nasty piece of Merchant Navy captain he is contracted to bodyguard. He doesn't have friends here; tells himself he doesn't want to make friends on any fuckin' ship any longer – but also, very clearly, none of the actual sailing crew wants to befriend him, either. That much is clear when he enters the mess at meal times and the conversational buzz dies down around him, no matter where he sits. There's one boy who sometimes tries to chat with him, an untidy six-foot-something mess of dangly limbs, unkempt hair in an unflattering dishwater blond, and the hubris of thinking the ungodly stubble on his face counts for a beard – and even though, after several weeks on board, Izzy, in his most private thoughts, longs for any human connection, he can't shake the feeling of danger in doing so. After all, he has a stark reminder against that written all over his back, in a script that would be perfectly legible to every man around him here. He's not dining with the captain, or with the bosun and the officers, but, for the men, he is in the same category as all of them: Someone you're not supposed to trust, not supposed to mingle with. Izzy feels that that's the extent of it for most of them, but he also sees the looks of those few for whom he is not simply someone to mistrust, but rather someone to actively hate – for his role in keeping up the order, for (potentially) reinforcing the power of the captain (he has not needed to draw his blade up to now), for eating without sharing in the hardships of those who actually work the ship, and in any weather. They don't know that after nine years spent with the Royal Navy, he's still puking his guts out in heavy weather and wouldn't be of use to anyone during a storm, even if his allotted place wasn't to sit watch in the captain's antechamber.
January 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I'm sorry I only noticed the heavy bluelight filter being on after the fact

This sounds like a good thing to remember, thank you, Illustory!! 💜
Screenshot of affirmation card with an illustration Ed Teach in the probation onesie from Our Flag Means Death s2 ep5. The text reads: "your past doesn't define your future"
December 31, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Me: Surely, 2.5 years of pirate brainrot have not rekindled my eclectic childhood passion of "well-not-ALL things ships" that much
My recent reading list:
Photo of two paperback books: One is "River Kings. The Vikings from Scandinavia to the Silk Roads" by Cat Jarman, the other "Erebus. The story of a ship" by Michael Palin
December 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Don't mind if I do
Screenshot from Ash's video above - Stede in festively green Shibari very much with his dick out
December 25, 2024 at 8:10 AM