Greetings from Key West gastropods
for the whimsical and unique person in your life
the last minute gift
The Ridiculously Horny Snails will debut
@ Hudson Yards NYC
Sun. Dec. 7, 14
and
Huntington’s Holiday Market
Wall Street, Huntington, NY
Sun. Dec. 28
(the XMAS gift you forgot)
in-person raffle

CALLING ALL BIBLIOPHILES
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 21, 2025
MADAME ESCARGOT & MONSIEUR MOLLUSQUE
APPEARING @ BROOKLYN BOOK FESTIVAL
CADMAN PLAZA 0am-6pm
PICK UP A COPY of
A UNIQUE COFFEE TABLE, GUEST ROOM, POWDER ROOM BOOK AND CONVERSATION PIECE
PRE-ORDER GIFT PUZZLES/GREETINGS CARDS
FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Annual Boardwalk Fair
August 23 and 24, 10:00 AM–6:00 PM
Riverside Boulevard and the Boardwalk, Long Beach, NY
Shimmy off the sand Share a moment of summertime romance with Madame Escargot and Monsieur Mollusque
Beachside readings The Ridiculous Horny Snail
Fair Specials Books Puzzles Cards

Breakaway and join the RIDICULOUS HORNY SNAILS
@ Tinker Village’s Treasure Chest Antique Garden
5 Waterfall Way, Woodstock, NY (the real Woodstock)
Saturday July 26 4PM
An Adult Read-Aloud & Book Signing
Midsummer madness sale - all occasion cards, puzzles, and books and
A Homegrown Plant Sale

Monsieur Mollusque and Madame Escargot
The original Key West Conchs
Invite you to kick up the sand
at
The Gold Coast Book Fair
Audrey Avenue, Oyster Bay, NY
Sunday, May 14th
and at
The Great Neck Street Fair
Middle Neck Road, Great Neck, NY
Sunday, June 8

Is the political landscape driving you crazy? Lift ur spirits with a calming 336pc. or 99pc. jigsawed reincarnation of The Ridiculous Horny Snail. Unique mother's day, father's day, graduation, or selfie-day gifts. Order combo-puzzle/book 10% discount til May 15th. Contact thru bsky.

👍 Long Island 262 Old Country Road, Mineola, Nassau County.

Ready for tomorrow

so this is a new one for Jews - supernatural blessings...Paula White Cain, Trumps Faith Advisor...now let me see are we praying for bitcoin to become legitimate currency, for cybertrucks to deflect incoming mortar shells, for Greenland to welcome the Vances with open arms, the list is endless

Looking for that something special for your Valentine,
The Ridiculous Horny Snails can't wait to share their tale of enduring love.
Pick up your copy with its accompanying V-day card today
custom made occasion cards also available
Send request by message or email jdw492211@gmail.

Share the Love w/ Madame Escargot et Monsieur Mollusque
A Pre-Valentine’s Day Reading
Sat., Feb. 8, 4:00pm

Dreams West
359 Sea Cliff Avenue, Sea Cliff, NY
Special Guest Reader, singer Jimmy Moore
Refreshments
the infamous five chocolate-chocolate-chip cookie
flirtatiously tickling bubbly

The award winning unique, adult picture book The Ridiculous Horny Snails is ready to celebrate with you this Holiday Season.

Reading and book signing (in time for last minute holiday shopping)

Dream’s West, 359 Sea Cliff Avenue, Sea Cliff
Sunday, December 15th
3 PM