Sometimes I love being called a little nickname 🤗

I wish I could see myself with the love and optimism that I see others. I wish it was as easy to love myself as it is to love someone else.

I will never stop thanking the universe for making me lactose tolerant

He is a villain and you cannot tell me otherwise

Why is it always a chilis

I write little notes on pizza box deliveries and some coworkers call me a kiss-ass or joke that I want a good tip and it kinda bothers me that some people believe when you’re actively trying to make someone smile, it has to have some incentive to it :/

I’m drinking so much NyQuil (I’m not sick) tonight!!

All the cats snoring at the same time sounds like an adorable tone-deaf orchestra

Man this week has been mega ass balls and I wish everyone would shut the fuck up