Judge Zedd
@judgezedd.bsky.social
Fighting adolescent apathy, one class at a time
Kris was concerned that our plow was tardy the other day. When it finally arrived, just as she settled in bed I asked "Are you satisfied with the plowing you just received?"
Great minds think alike. Give your wife a, "nice!" From me
Great minds think alike. Give your wife a, "nice!" From me
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kris was concerned that our plow was tardy the other day. When it finally arrived, just as she settled in bed I asked "Are you satisfied with the plowing you just received?"
Great minds think alike. Give your wife a, "nice!" From me
Great minds think alike. Give your wife a, "nice!" From me
It's why I have a hard time visiting my hometown. Just driving past certain places puts me emotionally right back where I was in the Bad Years
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's why I have a hard time visiting my hometown. Just driving past certain places puts me emotionally right back where I was in the Bad Years
I have to resist saying "your mom" to my students with every fiber of my being
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I have to resist saying "your mom" to my students with every fiber of my being
You totally found this IN YOUR BUTT!
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You totally found this IN YOUR BUTT!
Ellison was indeed a legendarily irascible and egotistical dude, but damn if he didn't stand up for the rights of creatives to be paid.
Out of his own self interest, sure. But a time his volatility was put to good use.
I kind of wish we could witness him go off on generative AI
Out of his own self interest, sure. But a time his volatility was put to good use.
I kind of wish we could witness him go off on generative AI
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ellison was indeed a legendarily irascible and egotistical dude, but damn if he didn't stand up for the rights of creatives to be paid.
Out of his own self interest, sure. But a time his volatility was put to good use.
I kind of wish we could witness him go off on generative AI
Out of his own self interest, sure. But a time his volatility was put to good use.
I kind of wish we could witness him go off on generative AI
Well, I am fucked
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November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Well, I am fucked
15/10. Good content
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
15/10. Good content
Sending a tip thanks to @aptshadow.bsky.social amplifying. Wishing you and Oz the best.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sending a tip thanks to @aptshadow.bsky.social amplifying. Wishing you and Oz the best.
"Bill, we need to talk to you about Wednesday's throughput. Why does every submission start with, and I quote, 'Send me, totally not cat but hooman Bill, moar chimkin?'"
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Bill, we need to talk to you about Wednesday's throughput. Why does every submission start with, and I quote, 'Send me, totally not cat but hooman Bill, moar chimkin?'"
Where in the world
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October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Where in the world
Greg T I think. Drew people from pretty far afield
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Greg T I think. Drew people from pretty far afield
I'm pretty sure the 40k tournament was back this year. That said, run what you have the spoons for!
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm pretty sure the 40k tournament was back this year. That said, run what you have the spoons for!
Kim Stanley Robinson? Scalzi, I dare say you just might have made it in this writing gig if you're sharing a stage with Robinson!
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Kim Stanley Robinson? Scalzi, I dare say you just might have made it in this writing gig if you're sharing a stage with Robinson!
God damn if I don't miss the random jank like this that would be in the toy aisle of our local "5 and 10" shop
October 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
God damn if I don't miss the random jank like this that would be in the toy aisle of our local "5 and 10" shop
I was always amused by how many little details the X-Files episode set in Buffalo got right. But then the main plot point involved Buffalo's non-existent Chinatown.
October 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I was always amused by how many little details the X-Files episode set in Buffalo got right. But then the main plot point involved Buffalo's non-existent Chinatown.
It's exhausting that we live in a world where we can no longer instantly tell if it's an Onion article, or reality
October 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It's exhausting that we live in a world where we can no longer instantly tell if it's an Onion article, or reality
While I agree with the half or no doors, I prefer them to the extra clingy, nasty, hotel shower curtains that simultaneously try to envelope you, while failing to keep the water in the shower.
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
While I agree with the half or no doors, I prefer them to the extra clingy, nasty, hotel shower curtains that simultaneously try to envelope you, while failing to keep the water in the shower.
Your positivity and joy for life is one of the highlights in my feed. Your Tinglers may not be my particular trot, but thanks for the daily reminders to see the good in the world and accept others for who they are!
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Your positivity and joy for life is one of the highlights in my feed. Your Tinglers may not be my particular trot, but thanks for the daily reminders to see the good in the world and accept others for who they are!
It is sold in pints near me, which is the problem. I wouldn't risk it with a whole quart or half gallon on the line!
September 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It is sold in pints near me, which is the problem. I wouldn't risk it with a whole quart or half gallon on the line!
Put a little colonial era Quaker hat on, a la Quaker Oats dude, and we'll talk
September 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Put a little colonial era Quaker hat on, a la Quaker Oats dude, and we'll talk
But John, some of us have a particular combination of stubborn and dumb. As in, I don't like egg nog. But every year, I see it in the store and buy a bottle, thinking this will be the year.
I even like the first couple of sips.
You're their literary egg nog, and they want to like you!
I even like the first couple of sips.
You're their literary egg nog, and they want to like you!
September 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
But John, some of us have a particular combination of stubborn and dumb. As in, I don't like egg nog. But every year, I see it in the store and buy a bottle, thinking this will be the year.
I even like the first couple of sips.
You're their literary egg nog, and they want to like you!
I even like the first couple of sips.
You're their literary egg nog, and they want to like you!