When you start to realise that ‘I was only obeying orders’ won’t work, you start clutching at straws…

The Streets Of London Calling

Day 6 - song by an artist/band beginning with F

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I’d be willing to bet that none of these grifting fake arseholes has been inside a church for years.

If I ruled the world, anyone who loudly proclaims themselves to be Christian would be forced to live stream themselves at church *every* Sunday.

I dunno…I’d probably rather receive a turd through the letterbox than a Reform leaflet…

Don’t forget to write ‘Important - donation enclosed’ put it in a A4 sized envelope and adds some other stuff to make it heavier - it costs them a lot more to receive that.

My 5 year old granddaughter asked me ‘why do people post such laughably pathetic lies on the internet? Is it because that even the likes of similarly dull witted complete cunts is better than facing up to the crushing realisation that their life is so empty and pointless?’

Kids, eh?

Yep, should be ‘protect’

And they told him that they’d project him and there would be no repercussions.

Bigfoots’s obvs.

I’ll survive, I’m a big boy. I’m just bemused as to why I’ve been blocked.

Huh. I’ve just discovered that she has blocked me on Bluesky when I don’t think I’ve ever had *any* interaction with her at all! I even follow her on Twitter where her bio says ‘FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY’…

Looks like a ‘week to payday, let’s see what’s in the fridge and freezer’ tea.

‘Lobster? Sweetcorn? A couple of chicken nuggets? Some stuffing? A single Richmond sausage? Yeah, that’ll do’