Hi it's me, the cat. Brushing your teeth, eh? Or shaving or something? I don't actually know, I'm just a cat. Just wondering if you needed somebody to nuzzle anything you set down too close to the edge of the counter and knock it on the floor. Deodorant, cologne bottle, whatever. Here for you boo

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

just called rain “slow, grueling, and a rather wet process”

I really thought this was about the Braids unbanning in Commander

i'm not anti-LLM but why use chatgpt when you could just text random questions about the church to your unemployed friend

At the Southern Literary Festival fourth year in a row! A joy to see what Mississippi has to offer again.

step one to writing is to fall asleep in the sun. ask me what step two is later.

thursday morning mood

I repair my phone yesterday. Maybe reached a little beyond my grasp taking out the lithium battery but no one died. Crazy how 1) hard and then easy it is to reuse items for cheap—everyone forgets that part of the reduce-reuse-recycle motto—and 2) we carry stable bombs in our pockets all the time.

can't sleep. what a perfect time to be thinking about nyctography

the thing about the Democrats' "go find moderates, woo back the moderates" program, and I hope at least one of the tMG fans who are 100% zero-doubt inside the machine hears this: the moderates don't exist. income disparity has taken care of that. there was a guy who predicted this he had a big beard

Outlive these fucking ghouls

Falling in love with (Soma)tics

an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool

Does anyone actually do their morning pages in the morning?

Hwæt!

Potter Stewart defined genre best, as much as I hate to give it to dead old men. Caroline Levine defines form better though.