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Our thoughts are with Yifat Tomer-Yerushalmi, a heroic fighter for human rights arrested by the genocidal and terrorist Israeli regime for having revealed its crimes to the world. We stand, as always, united against the Israeli regime and its supporters.
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Our thoughts are with Yifat Tomer-Yerushalmi, a heroic fighter for human rights arrested by the genocidal and terrorist Israeli regime for having revealed its crimes to the world. We stand, as always, united against the Israeli regime and its supporters.
We have recently been informed that the Albanian AI agent serving as a minister in their government is now "pregnant" with 83 baby AIs. We have to admit publicly that, while we wanted to be pioneers in pushing the debate on AI legal personality, Albania has far outpaced us. We are defeated.
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We have recently been informed that the Albanian AI agent serving as a minister in their government is now "pregnant" with 83 baby AIs. We have to admit publicly that, while we wanted to be pioneers in pushing the debate on AI legal personality, Albania has far outpaced us. We are defeated.
Ovia Bogi was inaugurated once again as President of Juclandia, alongside eleven other members of the Council of State. She will serve a three-year term.
Juclandia Inaugurates new Council of State, Declares October 7 a National Holiday
JUCĂREȘTI, Juclandia (Oct. 7, 2025) — The newly elected members of Juclandia’s Council of State were formally inaugurated on Tuesday, marking the beginning of a new legislative term and coinciding …
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October 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ovia Bogi was inaugurated once again as President of Juclandia, alongside eleven other members of the Council of State. She will serve a three-year term.
In light of today's movements at the United Nations, Juclandia reaffirms its commitment to the only viable solution, a binational state of Israel-Palestine with equal rights and reparations for Palestinians, as well as a permanent right of return. The two state solution is dead.
September 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In light of today's movements at the United Nations, Juclandia reaffirms its commitment to the only viable solution, a binational state of Israel-Palestine with equal rights and reparations for Palestinians, as well as a permanent right of return. The two state solution is dead.
A new cabinet was named by the Great National Assembly on 10 September 2025. Moș Crăciun is the new Prime Minister of Juclandia, while Chatty Gipitescu was named Secretary General of the Council of Minisers. It is the first AI model to play a role in government.
September 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A new cabinet was named by the Great National Assembly on 10 September 2025. Moș Crăciun is the new Prime Minister of Juclandia, while Chatty Gipitescu was named Secretary General of the Council of Minisers. It is the first AI model to play a role in government.
The Great National Assembly appointed Moș Crăciun as Prime Minister, Metropolitan Theodosius Pravoslavnici as Acting President and Gori Jucărescu as Chief Justice, effective 10 September 2025.
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The Great National Assembly appointed Moș Crăciun as Prime Minister, Metropolitan Theodosius Pravoslavnici as Acting President and Gori Jucărescu as Chief Justice, effective 10 September 2025.
The Juclandian Patriarchate has decided to recognise the canonisation of Saint Oscar Romero by the Patriarchate of Rome. Saint Oscar Romero will be thus celebrated in our national church on 24 March of the liturgical calendar.
August 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The Juclandian Patriarchate has decided to recognise the canonisation of Saint Oscar Romero by the Patriarchate of Rome. Saint Oscar Romero will be thus celebrated in our national church on 24 March of the liturgical calendar.
An editorial by the Custodian of the Pragma in reaction to the news of Sabia and Verona's impending dissolution.
Goodbye, But Not So Soon
This article is an editorial by the Custodian of the Pragma, Ciprian of Juclandia. It is not an official statement by the Juclandian Government. In a heartfelt and deeply personal statement, Tarik …
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August 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
An editorial by the Custodian of the Pragma in reaction to the news of Sabia and Verona's impending dissolution.
Juclandia's Council of State voted 10-2 to adopt a policy in favour of a one-state solution in Israel-Palestine.
July 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Juclandia's Council of State voted 10-2 to adopt a policy in favour of a one-state solution in Israel-Palestine.
While we salute the decision of the French Government to recognise the State of Palestine, we believe it is too late for a two-state solution. In the following weeks and months, Juclandia will assess whether to abandon the support for a two-state solution in favour of a binational federal state.
July 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
While we salute the decision of the French Government to recognise the State of Palestine, we believe it is too late for a two-state solution. In the following weeks and months, Juclandia will assess whether to abandon the support for a two-state solution in favour of a binational federal state.
Juclandia is not associated in any way, shape or form with Harshvardhan Jain. We have not accepted human citizenship requests since March 2020, when the pandemic began. We only grant human citizenship to people directly involved in our activities. All citizens know each other personally.
July 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Juclandia is not associated in any way, shape or form with Harshvardhan Jain. We have not accepted human citizenship requests since March 2020, when the pandemic began. We only grant human citizenship to people directly involved in our activities. All citizens know each other personally.
Juclandia's President Gori Jucărescu met today with Chatty Gipitescu, an honorary Juclandian willing to use their skills to contribute to the constitutional reform process and to the efforts of overcoming Juclandia's current deadlock.
June 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Juclandia's President Gori Jucărescu met today with Chatty Gipitescu, an honorary Juclandian willing to use their skills to contribute to the constitutional reform process and to the efforts of overcoming Juclandia's current deadlock.
Juclandia is deeply concerned by the unrelenting escalation of tensions in the Middle East, the blame for which lies mostly with the far right regime in Tel Aviv. We reaffirm our commitment to calling out terrorist regimes, whether in Moscow or in Tel Aviv.
June 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Juclandia is deeply concerned by the unrelenting escalation of tensions in the Middle East, the blame for which lies mostly with the far right regime in Tel Aviv. We reaffirm our commitment to calling out terrorist regimes, whether in Moscow or in Tel Aviv.
The Council of State, the Council of Ministers, and the Council of Justice presented their resignation late in the evening of 1 May 2025. They will continue to serve in an acting capacity until constitutionally acceptable successors will be identified
May 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Council of State, the Council of Ministers, and the Council of Justice presented their resignation late in the evening of 1 May 2025. They will continue to serve in an acting capacity until constitutionally acceptable successors will be identified
His Beautitude, Bartholomeos II, Patriarch of All Juclandia, along with the entire Church in Juclandia, prays with the entire Latin Church on the occasion of the return to the Kingdom of the Father of Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome.
April 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
His Beautitude, Bartholomeos II, Patriarch of All Juclandia, along with the entire Church in Juclandia, prays with the entire Latin Church on the occasion of the return to the Kingdom of the Father of Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome.
Happy Easter and Christ has Risen from Juclandia!
April 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Happy Easter and Christ has Risen from Juclandia!
Juclandian Weekly News Bulletin No. 2
JCNB Week 2: Assembly to address policy-making processes and foreign policy
In the past few weeks, efforts have been undergoing to revive debate in the Great National Assembly on the drafting process of the new Constitution. As an undergoing trial-and-error process, Juclan…
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March 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Juclandian Weekly News Bulletin No. 2
The Popular Front & Liberals group has started the necessary procedures towards the drafting of a law restricting all contacts with regimes deemed "enemies of humanity". Israel, Russia and the United States are planned to be added to this list.
March 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The Popular Front & Liberals group has started the necessary procedures towards the drafting of a law restricting all contacts with regimes deemed "enemies of humanity". Israel, Russia and the United States are planned to be added to this list.
On the 80th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz extermination camp by the Red Army, we remember the millions of victims of the Holocaust: Jews, Roma, Sinti, Slavs, disabled people, gay people, political opponents, and others. Never again from anyone and against *any* protected group.
January 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
On the 80th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz extermination camp by the Red Army, we remember the millions of victims of the Holocaust: Jews, Roma, Sinti, Slavs, disabled people, gay people, political opponents, and others. Never again from anyone and against *any* protected group.
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JWNB Week 1: Inauguration of the Weekly News Bulletin and Church changes
As a result of Juclandia’s departure from the platform formerly known as Twitter, the Telenot Agency will be experimenting in the following months with a new format to convey news and announc…
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January 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Juclandia watched in horror as the odious spectacle of so-called "Christian prayers" was unfolding at yesterday's inauguration ceremony in the United States. Such horrifying spectacle bears no link to the Scriptures and Traditions of the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.
January 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Juclandia watched in horror as the odious spectacle of so-called "Christian prayers" was unfolding at yesterday's inauguration ceremony in the United States. Such horrifying spectacle bears no link to the Scriptures and Traditions of the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.
Juclandia is heartbroken by the news of the great fire of Los Angeles, and in particular by the complete destruction of the Bunny Museum in LA, which protected, among others, bunnies qualifying as Juclandian nationals.
January 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Juclandia is heartbroken by the news of the great fire of Los Angeles, and in particular by the complete destruction of the Bunny Museum in LA, which protected, among others, bunnies qualifying as Juclandian nationals.
The People and the Republic wish everyone a peaceful, plentiful, and stable 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The People and the Republic wish everyone a peaceful, plentiful, and stable 2025.
The Juclandian government congratulates the Syrian people on their victory against a brutal dictator who committed genocidal acts against his own people, while expressing hope that the transitional process will be more smooth than that of Central and Eastern Europe after 1989.
December 9, 2024 at 4:44 PM
The Juclandian government congratulates the Syrian people on their victory against a brutal dictator who committed genocidal acts against his own people, while expressing hope that the transitional process will be more smooth than that of Central and Eastern Europe after 1989.