Scheiss Hund
@jubbeks.bsky.social
#7 on Barack Obama's "Top 25 Basic Bitches" 2021
every other week or so browsing new uploads on MMF becomes functionally impossible because a shop will upload literally hundreds of not-funkos or just the most generic zero-market '80 variations of skull pencil holder'; and even if this stuff is 90% genai i dont see how it can be worth the effort
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
every other week or so browsing new uploads on MMF becomes functionally impossible because a shop will upload literally hundreds of not-funkos or just the most generic zero-market '80 variations of skull pencil holder'; and even if this stuff is 90% genai i dont see how it can be worth the effort
this is kinda beside the point but im getting whiplash from seeing a Too Much of Heaven music video screenshot as a pfp in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
this is kinda beside the point but im getting whiplash from seeing a Too Much of Heaven music video screenshot as a pfp in 2026
"a hamfisted coup attempt" yes
"nearly overthrew" not even remotely
"nearly overthrew" not even remotely
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
"a hamfisted coup attempt" yes
"nearly overthrew" not even remotely
"nearly overthrew" not even remotely
Reposted by Scheiss Hund
I’m *extremely concerned* about the way folks are reforming their image of the cops in light of everything that’s happening, even though we only have a handful examples of them disagreeing with ICE, while still being responsible themselves for the murders of Black and brown people across the country
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I’m *extremely concerned* about the way folks are reforming their image of the cops in light of everything that’s happening, even though we only have a handful examples of them disagreeing with ICE, while still being responsible themselves for the murders of Black and brown people across the country
while the time machines warmed up can you grab some lotto numbers for me?
February 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
while the time machines warmed up can you grab some lotto numbers for me?
best shot to do what?
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
best shot to do what?
you can copypaste this as much as you want, it doesnt make 'they have to promise not to break the rules' any less stupid, or 'and local cops will investigate them if they do' any less of a fairy tale
January 30, 2026 at 3:38 AM
you can copypaste this as much as you want, it doesnt make 'they have to promise not to break the rules' any less stupid, or 'and local cops will investigate them if they do' any less of a fairy tale
you know what else wouldnt have let trump back in? a doj helmed by anybody other than a timid republican dogbrain undeservedly vaulted to national prominence by barack 'grand bargain' obama
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
you know what else wouldnt have let trump back in? a doj helmed by anybody other than a timid republican dogbrain undeservedly vaulted to national prominence by barack 'grand bargain' obama
how many times in your life did it take a memorial rock concert with comprehensive marketing and merchandise, while you went on stage in a sequin pantsuit to grind on the sitting VP, to overcome a loss?
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
how many times in your life did it take a memorial rock concert with comprehensive marketing and merchandise, while you went on stage in a sequin pantsuit to grind on the sitting VP, to overcome a loss?
it made me feel real good when the geriatric centrist savior libs elected in response to trump v1 did nothing in preparation for trump v2 aside from
1. fuckall
2. ratfuck an election
1. fuckall
2. ratfuck an election
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 AM
it made me feel real good when the geriatric centrist savior libs elected in response to trump v1 did nothing in preparation for trump v2 aside from
1. fuckall
2. ratfuck an election
1. fuckall
2. ratfuck an election
like its not a surprise, but its still insulting that this is where we are <24 hours after every lib on here was glazing him for taking an utterly undeserved victory lap over the bovino news
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
like its not a surprise, but its still insulting that this is where we are <24 hours after every lib on here was glazing him for taking an utterly undeserved victory lap over the bovino news
Usually you wait a couple days before showing everyone that your original argument was whiny bad faith horseshit and that this, peoples lives included, is still just a rhetorical game to you
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Usually you wait a couple days before showing everyone that your original argument was whiny bad faith horseshit and that this, peoples lives included, is still just a rhetorical game to you
sorry but i was told dems dont need or want my vote because leftists are an such an electoral minority that they cant influence elections, especially compared to all the moderates that can be peeled off by outflanking trump to the right
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
sorry but i was told dems dont need or want my vote because leftists are an such an electoral minority that they cant influence elections, especially compared to all the moderates that can be peeled off by outflanking trump to the right
Paul I've seen some very concerning reports on Facebook that putin actually engineered the creation of the United states in order to weaken the noble western nations who only bring joy to the world, can you confirm?
January 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Paul I've seen some very concerning reports on Facebook that putin actually engineered the creation of the United states in order to weaken the noble western nations who only bring joy to the world, can you confirm?
theres probably a pretty unexploited niche for a tv remodeling show focusing on making dog-capable households instead of white flipper voids
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
theres probably a pretty unexploited niche for a tv remodeling show focusing on making dog-capable households instead of white flipper voids
your local cops want to be ice, they are jealous of the impunity with which ice can brutalize citizens, who they also want to brutalize because they hate you and believe they are better than you
January 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
your local cops want to be ice, they are jealous of the impunity with which ice can brutalize citizens, who they also want to brutalize because they hate you and believe they are better than you
report me to the gestapo if u disagree
the consequences of naziism must be such that no one ever again dares
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
yeah man i want there to be readily accessible evidence that fascism carries consequences beyond a dozen grand jury sketches where rando thugs look sad before being pardoned 4 years later, but youre right, that would be tacky which is way worse than fascism
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
yeah man i want there to be readily accessible evidence that fascism carries consequences beyond a dozen grand jury sketches where rando thugs look sad before being pardoned 4 years later, but youre right, that would be tacky which is way worse than fascism
how come every lib who hides behind the identity of a long-dead revolutionary or abolitionist is the most dickless status-quo humping loser imaginable? does a think tank grow you freaks in a lab
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
how come every lib who hides behind the identity of a long-dead revolutionary or abolitionist is the most dickless status-quo humping loser imaginable? does a think tank grow you freaks in a lab
yeah sorry im the consultant who tells them how to paper over this shit with messaging about kitchen table issues but its friday so i clocked out at noon, ill have the script ready for monday
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
yeah sorry im the consultant who tells them how to paper over this shit with messaging about kitchen table issues but its friday so i clocked out at noon, ill have the script ready for monday
its all above my pay grade but id assume the answer is not far from 'studied hard enough to compensate for her own ideological blinders and is now the worlds greatest case study for dunning-kruger'
January 23, 2026 at 11:39 PM
its all above my pay grade but id assume the answer is not far from 'studied hard enough to compensate for her own ideological blinders and is now the worlds greatest case study for dunning-kruger'
thank god that kids are locked into airtight boxes at all times when not at school, otherwise there would be a couple holes with this 'drawing a line down the middle of the room' attitude towards public health
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
thank god that kids are locked into airtight boxes at all times when not at school, otherwise there would be a couple holes with this 'drawing a line down the middle of the room' attitude towards public health