juanmiguelvon
@juanmiguelvon.bsky.social
Resident Glamour Goblin 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
O HAI 🫦
I promise I don't bite...often.
I promise I don't bite...often.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
O HAI 🫦
I promise I don't bite...often.
I promise I don't bite...often.
Me ordering fast food right after I ate a precooked delivered meal from Factor:
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Me ordering fast food right after I ate a precooked delivered meal from Factor:
Me looking down on the people who need to wait one more week to see who got eliminated on Dragula:
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me looking down on the people who need to wait one more week to see who got eliminated on Dragula:
Not my fridge breaking a day before my birthday 😡😭
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Not my fridge breaking a day before my birthday 😡😭
Instead of a government shutdown, I wish some of you would shut your legs to married men but here we are.
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Instead of a government shutdown, I wish some of you would shut your legs to married men but here we are.
I heard Tylenol makes you autisthicc.
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I heard Tylenol makes you autisthicc.
No one:
My dog after doing something she's not supposed to:
My dog after doing something she's not supposed to:
August 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No one:
My dog after doing something she's not supposed to:
My dog after doing something she's not supposed to:
June 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
96 loads?! That's a lot of laundry, diva.
May 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
96 loads?! That's a lot of laundry, diva.
No one:
Ellie to Joel when she turned 17:
Ellie to Joel when she turned 17:
May 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
No one:
Ellie to Joel when she turned 17:
Ellie to Joel when she turned 17:
March 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Me @ my whole feed right now:
March 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me @ my whole feed right now:
Me googling Tim Kruger at work cause I am a child of the Lord and have not seen his work:
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me googling Tim Kruger at work cause I am a child of the Lord and have not seen his work:
No one:
Mariah Paris Balenciaga writing "Condragulations Raja" when she got eliminated on Season 3:
Mariah Paris Balenciaga writing "Condragulations Raja" when she got eliminated on Season 3:
February 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
No one:
Mariah Paris Balenciaga writing "Condragulations Raja" when she got eliminated on Season 3:
Mariah Paris Balenciaga writing "Condragulations Raja" when she got eliminated on Season 3:
Y'all's buttholes seeing the 12th married man enter the room:
January 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Y'all's buttholes seeing the 12th married man enter the room:
Time to get a job, divas.
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Time to get a job, divas.
I'm watching WWE Raw on Netflix for the athleticism.
The athleticism:
The athleticism:
January 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I'm watching WWE Raw on Netflix for the athleticism.
The athleticism:
The athleticism:
You know what they say, Juan in the pink and two in the...
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January 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You know what they say, Juan in the pink and two in the...
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Me @ the Squid Games watching these ragtag group steal the enforcers' guns:
December 30, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Me @ the Squid Games watching these ragtag group steal the enforcers' guns:
Some gym gay really tried to sass me at work over online prices. Maam. Wrong one.
December 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Some gym gay really tried to sass me at work over online prices. Maam. Wrong one.
Me filling the room with the Spirit of Christmas:
December 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Me filling the room with the Spirit of Christmas:
Not my chest hairs being grey!
December 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Not my chest hairs being grey!
Not the whole block losing power. 😡
December 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Not the whole block losing power. 😡