Jonathan
@juanathan83.bsky.social
I literally say hyperbolic stuff all the time.
The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
Dir: Lee Frost
Dir: Lee Frost
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
Dir: Lee Frost
Dir: Lee Frost
Reposted by Jonathan
I need to start a petition to change Pittsburgh to Lord Palmerstonsburgh.
October 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I need to start a petition to change Pittsburgh to Lord Palmerstonsburgh.
John Carpenter’s Big Trouble
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:
John Carpenter’s From Justin to Kelly
John Carpenter’s From Justin to Kelly
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:
John Carpenter’s Cars
John Carpenter’s Cars
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
John Carpenter’s Big Trouble
When pretentious film students sing karaoke:
October 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When pretentious film students sing karaoke:
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
Dir: James Cameron
Dir: James Cameron
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
Dir: James Cameron
Dir: James Cameron
As a Nebraskan, my ears perk up every time @mattbegins.bsky.social mentions a war between Casey’s and Kum & Go
September 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
As a Nebraskan, my ears perk up every time @mattbegins.bsky.social mentions a war between Casey’s and Kum & Go
How can you tell if Einstein was masturbating? His wristwatch is slow.
August 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How can you tell if Einstein was masturbating? His wristwatch is slow.
I never understood how people got Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton mixed up.
Bruno VeSota and Victor Buono on the other hand…
Bruno VeSota and Victor Buono on the other hand…
August 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I never understood how people got Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton mixed up.
Bruno VeSota and Victor Buono on the other hand…
Bruno VeSota and Victor Buono on the other hand…
F*ck, marry, kill: Ingmar Bergman, Ingrid Bergman, and Edgar Bergen.
July 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
F*ck, marry, kill: Ingmar Bergman, Ingrid Bergman, and Edgar Bergen.
An opened-face sandwich is just an optimistic but poorly planned regular sandwich.
May 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
An opened-face sandwich is just an optimistic but poorly planned regular sandwich.
A haiku:
“If you know, you know”
Is a Zoomer’s way to say
“Know what I mean, Vern?”
“If you know, you know”
Is a Zoomer’s way to say
“Know what I mean, Vern?”
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A haiku:
“If you know, you know”
Is a Zoomer’s way to say
“Know what I mean, Vern?”
“If you know, you know”
Is a Zoomer’s way to say
“Know what I mean, Vern?”
When the best solution is to punch someone’s face, it’s called “Occam’s Sock’ems Razor”
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When the best solution is to punch someone’s face, it’s called “Occam’s Sock’ems Razor”
Is the US refusing to go metric, or are we waiting for the rest of the world to go to base 12?
April 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Is the US refusing to go metric, or are we waiting for the rest of the world to go to base 12?
@lecinenerd.bsky.social Fun fact: Veronica Lake was constantly bumping into shit since she had no depth perception. Having access to one eye sucks.
April 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
@lecinenerd.bsky.social Fun fact: Veronica Lake was constantly bumping into shit since she had no depth perception. Having access to one eye sucks.
The definition of insanity is misquoting the definition of insanity over and over again and expecting people to care.
February 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The definition of insanity is misquoting the definition of insanity over and over again and expecting people to care.