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Juan Carlos Guerrero
@juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
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Internet quizzes tell me blue is my color, I'm an INFP, and a Type 4.
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Dear Penis Havers:

You ever take a piss so chill, so laid back, so satisfying that you find yourself putting your non-holding hand in your pocket?

#chillnormalguy #pissthoughts
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
This is what we* call a "Three Blanket Night".

*The spiders that live in the dark corners of my room and I

#threeblanketnight #winter #Illinois #Midwest #chillnormalguy
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
I'm rewatching "Terminator 2:
Judgment Day" (1991) and am reminded of this adage... Always trust a leather daddy before a cop. 🔥🤘🏾🔥 #terminator2 #judgmentday #arnoldschwarzenegger
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Oh wow Juan, your SECOND post about a fucked up movie today? You're so cool and edgy. #lettherightonein
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
Oh hey, here's a partial #faceupdate #YKTMFV #HouseofLeaves
December 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
Bruh, I'm rewatching #Sinners and I forgot how #HORNY it is.😳 #notupset
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
She liked when I kept my watch on

The black leather one she bought me

On my wrist; my hand on her throat

And in the sweaty afterglow

I caught my breath, she changed the time

In the days of our give and take.

#poem #poetry #poemsky #freeverse #freeversesky
#thischarmingcaramel #poemoftheday
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
The following #Skeet is a quick free verse thing inspired by me adjusting my (newer) watch to the 1st of the month. It formed in about five minutes, and I'm gonna share as is. #poem #poetry #poemsky #freeverse #freeversesky
#thischarmingcaramel #poemoftheday
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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On my 23rd rewatch of #TheFallOfTheHouseOfUsher I am just as impressed by the series as a whole and no less jealous of @rahulkohli13.bsky.social for getting fucked with by Carla Gugino. 😳 #goddamn #brownguyhero
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
This might be heaven

I don't know, and never will

Five more minutes, please

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
This purgatory

Is numbing neutrality

A vicious vacuum

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
We're old enough now

To know that plans fall apart

I think we'll endure

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
A foggy valley

Stretches miles ahead of me

Will you take my hand?

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
So much suffering

In such a bountiful land

We should be ashamed

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
I have lonely days

As if I swallowed barbed wire

An ache that mutates

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
My deathbed haunts me

And who will sit on the edge?

Impending specter

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
If you could unmesh

See how fast they replace you

You would file your teeth

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
Live to fight again

Desperate diaspora

Building their new homes

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
I swear I'm better

But, sometimes I hear a song

And my throat gets tight

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
Hopelessly tangled

Two threads foolishly knotted

Never to be one

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel #nickcave
October 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
This hole in my heart

Draining me since I was born

A crippling pinhole

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
They were a whirlpool

Mistaken for a beacon

I seek safe harbor

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
Searching for the place

Where Heaven begins, Earth ends

And we float away

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
My mother told me

The leaves change for my birthday

October's glory

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
juan-thehumanist.bsky.social
Growing watermelons

While Doomsday keeps marching on

Transcendent escape

#poem #poetry #haiku #haikuoftheday #poemsky #haikusky #arethoselasttwothings ?
#thischarmingcaramel
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM