I work in a Health Food store, and it has been so bad the last few years. I am already exhausted even thinking about how much worse it's going to be. I feel like a major part of my job consists of trying to talk people out of doing and taking stupid things.

I adopted these two, not actual brothers but raised together and bonded. Elwood is scary-smart and agile. Jake (on the left, though I probably don't need to tell you) is... just Jake. He is all purrs and licks and zero mental or physical abilities

I have a Rat Baby, a Cat, a Distinguished Bastard and some kind of Baby-Rat Bastard hybrid. If this was tic tac toe I'd win, but instead I just get to go scoop litter

Perfection