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Pulitzer adjacent reporter for Indianapolis Star. Previous gigs Chi., Florida, D.C. Tinned fish OG. Progressive procrastinator. Emoji curious.
Notre Dane Fighting Irish haven’t run an offensive play yet today and lead Syracuse 21-0.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Notre Dane Fighting Irish haven’t run an offensive play yet today and lead Syracuse 21-0.
When announcers say a quarterback “used his legs” what do they mean? If it’s running, one would assume they’d say he ran, right? Only an idiot wouldn’t. So it must be something else. But what? Did he dance? Kick. Jump?
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When announcers say a quarterback “used his legs” what do they mean? If it’s running, one would assume they’d say he ran, right? Only an idiot wouldn’t. So it must be something else. But what? Did he dance? Kick. Jump?
The gentlemanly thing for the Cubs to do would be forfeit Game 3 to put fans out of their misery.
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The gentlemanly thing for the Cubs to do would be forfeit Game 3 to put fans out of their misery.
Even with espn televising the MLB wild card series none of its sports talk shows could break their slavish devotion to football and commit even one segment to baseball. No wonder MLB groused about their TV deal.
September 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Even with espn televising the MLB wild card series none of its sports talk shows could break their slavish devotion to football and commit even one segment to baseball. No wonder MLB groused about their TV deal.
When Jayden Daniels doesn’t have pass protection he looks a lot like another high draft who has never had protection.
September 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When Jayden Daniels doesn’t have pass protection he looks a lot like another high draft who has never had protection.
Innovative new Chicago Bears coach unveils new ways to blow games.
September 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Innovative new Chicago Bears coach unveils new ways to blow games.
Cubs fans should remember Jed Hoyer’s first move was getting rid of Schwarber.
August 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Cubs fans should remember Jed Hoyer’s first move was getting rid of Schwarber.
Greg Olsen on Fox sports would be the time of suburbanite who says he’s from Chicago. Apparently he thinks Arlington Heights is part of the city.
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Greg Olsen on Fox sports would be the time of suburbanite who says he’s from Chicago. Apparently he thinks Arlington Heights is part of the city.
Cubs two best pitchers are choking at the same time and it’s not even August.
July 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cubs two best pitchers are choking at the same time and it’s not even August.
This all started game is like having 10 horrible announcers when two is usually more than enough.
July 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This all started game is like having 10 horrible announcers when two is usually more than enough.
Looks like the way to watch ESPNs NBA draft coverage is with the sound off, just like the finals.
June 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Looks like the way to watch ESPNs NBA draft coverage is with the sound off, just like the finals.
Just think of all the commercials ESPN will have to squeeze in now because they showed the introductions.
June 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just think of all the commercials ESPN will have to squeeze in now because they showed the introductions.
Hicks vs. Slicks? As in oil?
June 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hicks vs. Slicks? As in oil?
The second most exciting two words in sports. Game Six.
June 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The second most exciting two words in sports. Game Six.
I’d just not ask it and take whatever shit comes my way from the bosses.
Gov. Beshear went on CNN to talk about devastating tornados that just hit his state, but CNN has books to sell:
“I also have to ask you while we have you about news of the day today that includes this book written by my colleague Jake Tapper …”
“I also have to ask you while we have you about news of the day today that includes this book written by my colleague Jake Tapper …”
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’d just not ask it and take whatever shit comes my way from the bosses.
Who can really enjoy a basketball game on TV without seeing Tracey Morgan’s reaction to every play? Thank you ESPN.
May 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Who can really enjoy a basketball game on TV without seeing Tracey Morgan’s reaction to every play? Thank you ESPN.
Memo to NFL reporters. You sound like assholes when you mimic coach jargon. It’s OK to to say draft picks instead of draft capital, quarterbacks instead of quarterback room and players on the field instead of personnel groupings.
May 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Memo to NFL reporters. You sound like assholes when you mimic coach jargon. It’s OK to to say draft picks instead of draft capital, quarterbacks instead of quarterback room and players on the field instead of personnel groupings.
This is the Domino’s so-called Chicago style tavern pizza easily folded, which means it’s not Chicago style but maybe could found in a New York tavern.
May 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is the Domino’s so-called Chicago style tavern pizza easily folded, which means it’s not Chicago style but maybe could found in a New York tavern.
Check out this article from IndyStar:
Ranked 4th best city last year, Fishers can't crack top 100 this year. What happened?
www.indystar.com/story/news/l...
Ranked 4th best city last year, Fishers can't crack top 100 this year. What happened?
www.indystar.com/story/news/l...
Ranked 4th best city last year, Fishers can't crack top 100 this year. What happened?
Fishers ranked 4th on the Best Places to Live list by Livability.com last year but didn't crack the top 100 this year. Carmel was ranked No. 2.
www.indystar.com
May 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Check out this article from IndyStar:
Ranked 4th best city last year, Fishers can't crack top 100 this year. What happened?
www.indystar.com/story/news/l...
Ranked 4th best city last year, Fishers can't crack top 100 this year. What happened?
www.indystar.com/story/news/l...
Moms sure do like orange juice. I guess I never noticed before.
May 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Moms sure do like orange juice. I guess I never noticed before.
Maybe whoever first reported the new pope was a Cubs fan thought Leo Durocher had been chosen.
May 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Maybe whoever first reported the new pope was a Cubs fan thought Leo Durocher had been chosen.
The disappointment upon learning the new Pope was a Cubs fan was widespread among the clergy, who overwhelmingly root for the Cardinals, Padres and Brewers.
May 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The disappointment upon learning the new Pope was a Cubs fan was widespread among the clergy, who overwhelmingly root for the Cardinals, Padres and Brewers.
Never much liked the Knicks but if beating the Celtics means the end of 3ball mania I’m rooting for em.
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Never much liked the Knicks but if beating the Celtics means the end of 3ball mania I’m rooting for em.
Does Reggie Miller know that when he says something like ‘this building is magnificent, absolutely spectacular,” it means nothing to anyone who’s listened to him for 20 minutes because he says it about everything?
April 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Does Reggie Miller know that when he says something like ‘this building is magnificent, absolutely spectacular,” it means nothing to anyone who’s listened to him for 20 minutes because he says it about everything?