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jtsveigdalen.bsky.social
JennAI&Tonic
@jtsveigdalen.bsky.social
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Nerd. InfoSec focused. Perpetual student. Unapologetic thinker. I fix Microsofty things w/PowerShell & Twine. Innvandrer i Norge 🇸🇯. Team Hypercoag. Seek primary sources and cite them. 🏳️‍⚧️Trans rights are human rights. 🚫Mansplainers. Scientia et labore.
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@positronrelay.bsky.social IT IS GREEN
A powerful green liquid in a bottle that is German and full of alcohol.
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Circle with should I defend the New York Times on social media question then an arrow pointing to a box which clearly states NO.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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I have music playing in my head all of the time. This image changed the song. And not for the better.

Sigh, it's going to be a long day.
Image of the father from the Beverly hillbillies, Jed, stating one of these days I'm going to have a long talk with that boy. The image is a black and white still from the long running TV show. If you have no idea who this man is you are simply too young. And I'm a bit jealous.
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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17th time through Book 7 of The Expanse. Best series ever.
Image of my car's audio screen showing book 7 of the expanse (Persepolis Rising) which, incidentally is among the best books ever written.
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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And now @per-torben.sorensen.ws on stage with @missholtklimpen.bsky.social Secure your identities folks ❤️
Per-Torben in stage with Åsne
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Live on stage @missholtklimpen.bsky.social at NIC!
My friend Åsne on stage for NIC
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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0 days since it was DNS.
A sign which reads 0 days since it was DNS
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Igor Kotsiuba is keynoting
"When Malware Meets Missiles: Defending infrastructure in the Age of Hybrid War."
Image of keynote slide "When Malware Meets Missiles: Defending infrastructure in the Age of Hybrid War."
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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NCSC Cyberforum 2025 & NTNU Malwareforum
Good stuff!
Image of Slide: NSM NCSC Cyberforum and NTNU Malwareforum
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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0 days since we pushed the AZ-5 button. @bmw-driver.bsky.social can you post a picture of your latest artifact?
A silly AI generated image with Chernobyl in the background (or some reasonable facsimile thereof) and a sign in the foreground reading "0 Days since we talked about chernobyl"
October 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The last picture I took before surgery in case I died. I just wanted it known to my partner that we looked up at the same stars that day. 🥰
I love letting some form of science permeate my life experience.
A nighttime image of Orion on the left and the tree in my yard and the mountains across the river and at the base of the mountains is a thick fog blanket
October 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Now you might have noticed that "new-norwegian" Nynorsk assoc. with history. Go read about it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nynorsk it's not what you think. taken from wikip the image below showing many different versions of "I" and "not". These forms aren't like cases, they are speakers choice. 12/
Image showing new Norwegian formal Norwegian and dialect forms of the words I as in me and the word not. Eg = jeg = eg, æg, e, æ, ei, i, je, and jæ which are all I. Ikkje = ikke = ikkje, inte, enten, itte, itj, ikkji which are all not. These aren't forms required by grammar, these are personal preferences. You get to just use whatever has a nice mouth feel for you.
October 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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He ripped open the package to reveal this prized possession only to have his hopes and dreams CRUSHED!

His INSAG-7 book was in *French*.

Link to the (English) pdf. www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publica...
An incredibly sad train driver with a french book he expected to be in English. The sadness permeates his being. Even his little shoulders could barely hold him up.
October 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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We reset the "0 Days Since We Talked About Chernobyl" counter again. My better half had ordered a book he was super excited to receive. So, as the dutiful wife I drove to the train station where he had a short stop at today. But then, DISASTER struck! 1/2
A silly AI generated image with Chernobyl in the background (or some reasonable facsimile thereof) and a sign in the foreground reading "0 Days since we talked about chernobyl"
October 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I have some framed wheat from Madagascar sent by a nun. I think this was sent to my great grandfather to from his sister.
Framed wheat samples.
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Were you wanting a picture of an E39? Because this is a picture of an E39.

Ping @bmw-driver.bsky.social
My better half's car at an old timey gas station.
October 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Under 16s not allowed to attend Microsoft online events. Totally the intended consequence.
Microsoft event text includes "if you are under the age of 16, registration is not permitted, as event-related data is stored and this violates current data protection laws for minors. Failure to comply will result in automatic cancellation. Thank you for your understanding. " and continues with Agenda 12:00 PM - 01:00 PM Supercharge Data Security & Compliance with Security Copilot in Microsoft Purview
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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6am and I'm done baking fresh flatbread for lunch.
5 rounds of fresh-made flat bread resembling pita breads on a dish towel cooling.
September 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I woke up from a dream this morning talking about the fuselage of an airplane in the front yard, reciting the fading memories of a dream.

My better half chimes in with «Oh, I have a piece of a fuselage. Picked it up when I was a kid.»

Always something new and interesting with this one.
A piece of an airplane's structure. Aluminum with lots of what I think are rivets.
September 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Yep. Dangerous up here in the valley.
Two articles talking about crime in our local newspaper one is that people are stealing the road markers from the side of the road that lets the snow plow know when to stop and the other is that somebody has taken a lobster and released it in a local park.
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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In today's episode of Why Can't I Sleep, your heroine rose from her sleeping furs at 1:30am after having fallen asleep at 4pm. And this, friends, is how I was reminded that a full night's sleep makes all the difference in the world. Even my memes are better. OK, maybe they aren't.
A 3-part strip with progressively more crazy looking Jack Nicholson from The Shining. Top pane, looking 1970s professional: Every 30 days I change my password to some crazy shit. Middle pane, looking a little rough and kinda of burned out: "I turned on MFA and use Authenticator". Third and bottom pane, looking batshit crazy: "Passkeys, you say?"
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Look, infosecies, you're missing out. We had some great talks today about cryptography, steganography, and passkeys. You're missing out.

Of course my non-infosec friend with me may have another opinion about how CanoeCon went...

DM for spring signup 😂
The lake and Forest a scene from my canoe
September 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Out and about
Little mushroom in the woods with a red cap
September 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Jellyfish like light! Last night the little beauties wanted to hang out by the lit ladders.

This is totally boring news to people with exposure to jellyfish. My innland self is still excited to see them.

Next goal: Ducks and Jellyfish; what's the relationship?
Mini jellyfish crowding around the lid emergency ladders at the dock
September 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I don't want to brag but my coworkers are pretty great.

They have shown me around, fed me very well, been exuberant and just... Just great 🥺
This is a Belgian waffle handmade in the office with sweetened condensed milk chocolate syrup bananas strawberries and real whipped cream. These people are the absolute best.
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM