Jeffurkey 🦃
@jts65.bsky.social
Higher education administrator & recovering lawyer focused on sports & progressive politics. He/Him/His. Big fan: Orioles, Blues, Bucs, my dogs. Florida native, dad of 2, amateur choral musician. 5-time Jeopardy! champion, but a long time ago.
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Jeffurkey 🦃
@jts65.bsky.social
· Apr 3
don't blame me I voted for Kamala and Tim
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is the first time I've ever heard of Conan Gray. 🤷♂️ #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is the first time I've ever heard of Conan Gray. 🤷♂️ #MacysParade
Couldn't score on a 4-minute PP? Pathetic. #stlblues #AllMyTeamsSuck
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Couldn't score on a 4-minute PP? Pathetic. #stlblues #AllMyTeamsSuck
Rest well, fren.
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Rest well, fren.
Fowler puts the Blues in front early – improbably! Of course, scoring first means nothing to this team but it's nice while it lasts. #stlblues
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Fowler puts the Blues in front early – improbably! Of course, scoring first means nothing to this team but it's nice while it lasts. #stlblues
wtf is wrong with Ian
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
wtf is wrong with Ian
And I'm done already. First quarter and I give up. This is going to be ugly. I drove 7 hours today to get home to watch this shit?! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles #AllMyTeamsSuck #click
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
And I'm done already. First quarter and I give up. This is going to be ugly. I drove 7 hours today to get home to watch this shit?! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles #AllMyTeamsSuck #click
Absolutely the most overrated, if not the worst, head coach in the NFL: Todd Bowles. The supposed defensive genius gives up a first down on a 3rd & 18 after deciding NOT to defer when the #Bucs finally win a damn coin toss. Pathetic. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Absolutely the most overrated, if not the worst, head coach in the NFL: Todd Bowles. The supposed defensive genius gives up a first down on a 3rd & 18 after deciding NOT to defer when the #Bucs finally win a damn coin toss. Pathetic. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
What the absolute fuck is going on here? I like Mounty but he is on the downswing. Cano is pretty much washed. Akin is a dick. And I think Suárez still had some tread on the tires. Very odd moves. #Orioles #Birdland
The Orioles have non-tendered right-hander Albert Suárez, making him a free agent.
They've tendered contracts to: Ryan Mountcastle, Keegan Akin, Kyle Bradish, Gunnar Henderson, Yennier Cano, Dean Kremer, Trevor Rogers, Adley Rutschman, Taylor Ward, Tyler Wells, Felix Bautista
They've tendered contracts to: Ryan Mountcastle, Keegan Akin, Kyle Bradish, Gunnar Henderson, Yennier Cano, Dean Kremer, Trevor Rogers, Adley Rutschman, Taylor Ward, Tyler Wells, Felix Bautista
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Also class of '87. This was a common experience among my women classmates, sadly.
In honor of Larry Summers, I asked the female members of my college class (1987) to say if they had any experiences with sexual harassment by teachers/professors, back when this was tolerated as, I dunno, the cost of attending college, and OH MY GOD.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Also class of '87. This was a common experience among my women classmates, sadly.
Ho-lee... Trading Grayson for a Chris Davis-type bat (but with less power)? I mean, we're hoping Grayson turns out to be Dylan Bundy (same team in the trade, even) but I'm scared he'll be Harnisch or Schilling (minus the asshole part on the latter, of course). #Orioles #Birdland
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I don't have words. How do you manage to lose the puck in a 3-on-1 in the offensive zone in OT, for like 15 seconds?!?! Cut and fire EVERYONE. Holy fuck. #stlblues
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don't have words. How do you manage to lose the puck in a 3-on-1 in the offensive zone in OT, for like 15 seconds?!?! Cut and fire EVERYONE. Holy fuck. #stlblues
I just realized it's more than halfway through November and I hadn't updated my Halloween profile name. I mean, to be fair, it's been a crazy month. Tons of travel, I got married, I turned 60, and I've been dealing with two deaths of folks at work. Sheesh 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I just realized it's more than halfway through November and I hadn't updated my Halloween profile name. I mean, to be fair, it's been a crazy month. Tons of travel, I got married, I turned 60, and I've been dealing with two deaths of folks at work. Sheesh 🙄
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.