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Jordan Trumble
@jtrumble.bsky.social
Professional ecclesiastical vibe checker. Office supplies are my love language. Quilter. Reader. Canon for Communications & Congregational Development in the Episcopal Diocese of West Virginia. She/Her.
Is it too much to ask to never hear the phrase “dense bean salad” ever again?
April 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
the millennial preacher impulse to quote relient k in my sermon
March 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m just a girl, posting about a vice president, asking him to stop the bad theological takes
January 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I just reread an email I sent earlier today and I didn’t use a single exclamation point so now I’m worried that I sounded mean and the recipient is going to think I’m mad at them.
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’d *almost* forgotten that Ross Douthat exists
January 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The person who packed my grocery order put several pounds of carrots and cucumbers on top of my bread and eggs and a bunch of cans on top of my avocados. This is my villain origin story.
January 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
For those following along at home, on the fourth day of Christmas, I finished the final quilt I’m gifting (all will be given out on the sixth day of Christmas).
December 28, 2024 at 8:27 PM
For those following along, I’ve finished four of the five quilts I’m giving as Christmas gifts! Just have to start and finish the fifth one…
December 21, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Duolingo is really prioritizing important content
December 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Thanks for the reminder, Duo.
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Blessed Andermas from me and this other quilt. I haven’t had to re-pin this one, yet!
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Couldn’t be me pointing and saying “an Episcopal church!” the way some people point and say “cow!”
November 29, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from me and this quilt I’ve had to re-pin three times!
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I’ve preached from this pulpit half a dozen times now but this is the first time I’ve noticed this little plaque. It was a lovely morning at the “Pink Church.”
November 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I just won this game of bobbin chicken (iykyk) and I’ll be celebrating all day.
November 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I decided to make five quilts as Christmas gifts and I have five weeks to finish them. This was not an overly ambitious idea at all.
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Tim Walz invoked “time, talent, and treasure” in an instagram campaign ad I just saw. He’s totally been on his church’s stewardship committee. 📕
August 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I stand by my commitment to read every Blue Book report before General Convention, but I should have started earlier.
June 7, 2024 at 1:10 AM
A couple of years ago, I had the honor of preaching at @dljohnston.bsky.social’s ordination on the Feast of St. Mary Magdalene. Tomorrow I’m preaching another ordination and it’ll be the Visitation. I’m pretty happy to be 2/2 in getting to preach ordinations on the feasts of badass women.
May 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Help! This hotel is a Pepsi contract and I’m already going through Diet Coke withdrawal.
April 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The number of white men in Master’s hats and polos on my flight is…higher than I would have expected.
April 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Is there an option for relatively inexpensive, bulk BCPs? 🕯️
April 3, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I just go to Episcopal conferences to keep up my supply of Bexley Seabury swag pens. Iykyk
March 7, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I’ve myself in Columbus on the day of The Game and the only coat I have with me is blue, so I guess I’m just going to be cold today.
November 25, 2023 at 2:16 PM
How many books is a reasonable number of books to pack for a four-day reading retreat followed by four days of work travel?
November 8, 2023 at 3:06 PM