Jason
@jtrizzle35.bsky.social
I feel like I’d be so awkward on a honeymoon
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I feel like I’d be so awkward on a honeymoon
I have a theory that there’s a large overlap between people who birdwatch and people who play pickleball
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have a theory that there’s a large overlap between people who birdwatch and people who play pickleball
I was one of the first 100 people to watch Rihanna’s Where Have U Been music video
September 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I was one of the first 100 people to watch Rihanna’s Where Have U Been music video
I keep having visions of myself painting landscapes with middle-aged ladies in the European countryside
August 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I keep having visions of myself painting landscapes with middle-aged ladies in the European countryside
how am I 27 years old and don’t own any sort of cooler, in any form
July 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
how am I 27 years old and don’t own any sort of cooler, in any form
i’m gonna invent a new cuisine.
June 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i’m gonna invent a new cuisine.
sunny side up egg whites
June 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
sunny side up egg whites
licked up a brown droplet from the kitchen table thinking it was melted ice cream but it turned out to be sausage grease
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
licked up a brown droplet from the kitchen table thinking it was melted ice cream but it turned out to be sausage grease
my lawyer smokes meat in his free time
April 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
my lawyer smokes meat in his free time
this random guy I met in line at a gelato store during my high school trip to italy just liked my fb profile pic
March 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
this random guy I met in line at a gelato store during my high school trip to italy just liked my fb profile pic
how does something as flimsy as a hair wedge itself into the infinitesimally small crack between my phone case and phone screen
March 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
how does something as flimsy as a hair wedge itself into the infinitesimally small crack between my phone case and phone screen
just came out to my roommate as being the mayor of manchester’s nephew
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
just came out to my roommate as being the mayor of manchester’s nephew
you will not catch me in the same room as a cold cut from this point forward
December 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
you will not catch me in the same room as a cold cut from this point forward
Wintergreen flavor Altoids mints are the only product not suffering from shrinkflation at the moment. The new ones I just bought are 1.5x mintier than the last batch I bought.
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Wintergreen flavor Altoids mints are the only product not suffering from shrinkflation at the moment. The new ones I just bought are 1.5x mintier than the last batch I bought.