I can't go outside it's too spooky. People are hanging human skeletons out on their lawns. This is not ok. Skeletons are gross, why do you think we cover them in warm comfy flesh? Yuck! Why does this happen every year it's fucking weird.

Chat GPT how do u defeat the demiurge and escape the flesh torture hell death realm and go to the non shit place? Also am I broken?

I got covid again. FUCK 2020

*Plays over 72 hours of a terrible Ubisoft game.* THIS SUCKS. *Per orders the next 6 terrible Ubisoft games.*

Ok, get this. My opinion? This Trump fella? No good. Don't care for the guy. Just saying. Know what I what I mean? Once was enough. But again? Forget it! Yuck! I'd prefer it to not be so, but so it is. Not a heck much more I can say on the matter.

Kinda feels like things are legit about to come an end.

Pretty sure I'm the bad end version of me. Like there's some other me right now with the ghost of Christmas future or some shit and I'm the cautionary tale about not embracing love or whatever. Well fuck them bitches i'm livin my best life. Enjoy being successful, other me suck it

Happy NO year! There will be NO year this year. Just a chaotic amorphous white void we'll spin through for both an eternity and instantly. We'll pop back out in '26. Sorry if this bothers you.

How do people have so much to say, like come on, guys. It took me 45 minutes to come up with this sentence and now i'm sleepy

I don't gots nothin to say. NOTHIN. NO! NO WAY. BUZZ OFF YA HEAR! KEEP ON SCROLLIN IF YA WANNA KEEP YER FACE. I'LL BOP YA ONE DONT THINK I WONT

Wow! Whoa! The internet! No way! So cool! Zoikes! Zam! Holy shit! Oh my god! Zounds! Too much fun! Whee! Information! Videos! Music! Shopping! Opinions! Hot dog, what doesn't this whacky thing have!? Wait till the guys get load of this! Might even be some risqué stuff maybe! What'll think up next!