@karenkilgariff.bsky.social

Hey Dr Scholls! Can you make a bigger one of these for my f&$@ing lower back?!??

Thankyousomuch. @drscholls.bsky.social

You know it’s going to be a rough day when you’ve been awake for 2 hours and your FaceID STILL doesn’t recognize you.

It’s me bitch.

LET. ME. BE. UGLY.

@hbomax.bsky.social geez, what’s a girl got to do to get the newest seasons of The Great Pottery Throwdown. Such a tease!!!!

“Rate my setup” - Dinah 🩷 🍄 🩷

I feel like constantly vacillating between dread, nausea, hopelessness, shock, horror, despair, sadness, grief, embarrassment and terror should burn way more calories.

Please don’t ask Dinah when she’s starting her other sleeve.

She just a baby and saving up meager kitten allowance takes a long time. 🐈☠️💰

@eitmonline.bsky.social reminds me of the American Dad episode where they buy one for $400 to live out of and he thought it was the best idea ever. m.youtube.com/watch?v=0vaQ...

I’m not trying to be a conspiracy spreader but there’s a lot of non-flu, COVID, RSV illness going around at a time when we aren’t able to get communication from federal health associations. Seems pretty sus to me. Guess you don’t have to defend your handling of a pandemic if it doesn’t exist.

Please god no more illnesses for a long time.

I miss these ridiculous faces.

My sister has been scanning in old photos and this shot of my parents first apartment together circa 1978 is everything.