Watched this live. The increase in his. blood pressure throughout the conversation was palpable. Never mind that he’s terrible on television to begin with.

If this bill passes, every district must be peppered with billboards counting down the days until the laws take effect. “The drastic Medicaid cuts [representative name here] voted for take effect in XX months, XX days.”

Promises made, promises kept.

Man, if I miss the Onion avatar while scrolling and seeing a headline like this… it actually makes no difference. Because this totally could be true. Could be true. Probably not. But what place does “probability” have anymore in life these days? Probably none.

Headlines like this are unlocking hard mode on the “‘The Onion’ or Not ‘The Onion’?” home game.

Also, real speakers. Where the sound goes TOWARD the viewer.

Sometimes you just have to turn it off and back on again.

Awww! We have a Mabel too! Watching a puppy play is remarkably therapeutic.

Go Blue!

Muskovites?

Hahahahahahaha!
Sigh.

This feels pretty right to me!

It’s definitely not “Greenland” cold.