Jack Tien-Dana
@jtiendana.bsky.social
Damn it feels good to see people up on it
Basketball writer, mainly
Basketball writer, mainly
Chronic farter wants “fart-less, oak-scented” environment
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December 3, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Chronic farter wants “fart-less, oak-scented” environment
I played pickup yesterday and a guy on my team kept running to the sideline between points to eat Cheetos and chug Diet Coke. The Cheetos bag was much bigger than what they have at the gym vending machine; he brought it from home. By the end, the ball was covered in Cheetos dust. Shrink the game.
November 24, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I played pickup yesterday and a guy on my team kept running to the sideline between points to eat Cheetos and chug Diet Coke. The Cheetos bag was much bigger than what they have at the gym vending machine; he brought it from home. By the end, the ball was covered in Cheetos dust. Shrink the game.
This skeet is for like exactly 12 people, but the Vanity Fair Cormac McCarthy article had the exact same energy as RJ Barrett putting up a 25 point triple double on 10/27 shooting in an OT loss the other night
November 21, 2024 at 3:21 PM
This skeet is for like exactly 12 people, but the Vanity Fair Cormac McCarthy article had the exact same energy as RJ Barrett putting up a 25 point triple double on 10/27 shooting in an OT loss the other night
Payton Pritchard is linsanity for white dudes whose parents have a shitty boat
November 20, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Payton Pritchard is linsanity for white dudes whose parents have a shitty boat
How do we know that Embiid doesn't suffer from time blindness? Calling him out seems pretty ableist if you ask me
Report: Tyrese Maxey called out Joel Embiid in a Sixers players-only meeting
Tyrese Maxey Called Out Joel Embiid In A Sixers Players-Only Meeting
After a loss dropped the Sixers to 2-11 on the year, the team held a players-only meeting where Maxey voiced a gripe about Embiid.
uproxx.com
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
How do we know that Embiid doesn't suffer from time blindness? Calling him out seems pretty ableist if you ask me
It’s only a matter of time until Clyde discovers the word cattawampus and works it in every game
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM
It’s only a matter of time until Clyde discovers the word cattawampus and works it in every game
For @realgmnba.bsky.social, I wrote about Cam Thomas, the Nets’ almost-star who’s having ice cream for dinner every night basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...
The Realest: Cam Thomas And The Brooklyn Nets
To start this season, Cam Thomas is living his best life, as if his parents are out of town and ice cream is for dinner.
basketball.realgm.com
November 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
For @realgmnba.bsky.social, I wrote about Cam Thomas, the Nets’ almost-star who’s having ice cream for dinner every night basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...
Julius Randle dagger, never kill yourself
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Julius Randle dagger, never kill yourself
The Knicks play such arrogant ball, exact opposite of last year
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
The Knicks play such arrogant ball, exact opposite of last year
Reposted by Jack Tien-Dana
The Realest: Cade Cunningham And The Detroit Pistons (
@jtiendana.bsky.social on where we are with Cade in Year 4) basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...
@jtiendana.bsky.social on where we are with Cade in Year 4) basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...
The Realest: Cade Cunningham And The Detroit Pistons
The Pistons are an ontological chicken-or-the-egg thought experiment into whether the player makes the team or the team makes the player. With Cade Cunningham in tow, Detroit has their most exciting y...
basketball.realgm.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:31 PM
The Realest: Cade Cunningham And The Detroit Pistons (
@jtiendana.bsky.social on where we are with Cade in Year 4) basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...
@jtiendana.bsky.social on where we are with Cade in Year 4) basketball.realgm.com/analysis/278...
At night the wind carries a song: “welcome to the historic first NBA Cup”
November 3, 2023 at 11:44 PM
At night the wind carries a song: “welcome to the historic first NBA Cup”
I hate when people talk about basketball like this. If someone said “championship equity perspective” to me in real life I’d poke them in the eye
October 20, 2023 at 11:56 PM
I hate when people talk about basketball like this. If someone said “championship equity perspective” to me in real life I’d poke them in the eye
I wrote about Bruce Springsteen, Boy Math and yesterday’s earth shattering Keon Johnson-Toumani Camara trade basketball.realgm.com/analysis/273...
The Only Way NBA's Small Market Teams Succeed Is To Never Fail
The Heat felt like they deserved Damian Lillard; the Bucks acted like they needed him. Is there really any harm in borrowing against your future when the alternative is having no future?
basketball.realgm.com
September 29, 2023 at 1:43 AM
I wrote about Bruce Springsteen, Boy Math and yesterday’s earth shattering Keon Johnson-Toumani Camara trade basketball.realgm.com/analysis/273...
Gotta appreciate the Suns devotion to trades. They love their big beautiful transactions and will never leave the deal zone
September 27, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Gotta appreciate the Suns devotion to trades. They love their big beautiful transactions and will never leave the deal zone
Who are good sports (Knicks, in particular) people to follow here? Looking to get screaming, red-faced mad about Julius Randle takes
September 12, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Who are good sports (Knicks, in particular) people to follow here? Looking to get screaming, red-faced mad about Julius Randle takes
Gonna become the kind of person who posts pics of pages of books I’m reading on my ig story but only the dumb parts
September 12, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Gonna become the kind of person who posts pics of pages of books I’m reading on my ig story but only the dumb parts
L + ratio
Canada should just put in Zach Edey. What is Josh Hart gonna do against 8 feet of pure sirloin
September 10, 2023 at 10:21 AM
L + ratio
Canada should just put in Zach Edey. What is Josh Hart gonna do against 8 feet of pure sirloin
September 10, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Canada should just put in Zach Edey. What is Josh Hart gonna do against 8 feet of pure sirloin
Tough day for Jaren Jackson Jr against Daniel Theis
September 8, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Tough day for Jaren Jackson Jr against Daniel Theis
Gonna become the Ball Don't Stop of this place. Non-stop clips of Marcus Thornton. The pace, the poise, the shot-making. He's cut from a special kind of cloth. Has the kind of game you can't teach. Pure hooper
September 8, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Gonna become the Ball Don't Stop of this place. Non-stop clips of Marcus Thornton. The pace, the poise, the shot-making. He's cut from a special kind of cloth. Has the kind of game you can't teach. Pure hooper