Justin Throngard
@jthrongard.bsky.social
Author of The Phoenix and the Ranger series. Notorious hater of Nazis. Guy who still plays Skyrim.
Just so we're all on the same page here.
Vecna would be a better President, right?
Vecna would be a better President, right?
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just so we're all on the same page here.
Vecna would be a better President, right?
Vecna would be a better President, right?
It all should have ended with "grab them by the pussy."
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It all should have ended with "grab them by the pussy."
Step 1 done. Quit spiking the football and focus on Step 2.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Step 1 done. Quit spiking the football and focus on Step 2.
It turns out, groove IS in the heart.
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It turns out, groove IS in the heart.
The only person I've ever known to be on SNAP was a white single mother in Boise Idaho who had a full time job in real estate.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The only person I've ever known to be on SNAP was a white single mother in Boise Idaho who had a full time job in real estate.
So like whose brown liquid is that anyways?
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
So like whose brown liquid is that anyways?
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Quick question: If the Republicans are right, and someone is paying millions and millions of us to protest, and has done it hundreds of other times, and they STILL can't figure out who's funding us, aren't they way too stupid to hold office?
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Quick question: If the Republicans are right, and someone is paying millions and millions of us to protest, and has done it hundreds of other times, and they STILL can't figure out who's funding us, aren't they way too stupid to hold office?
I find myself having this thought more and more and someday none of us will even remember what we were hoping for.
Maybe today. Maybe.
October 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I find myself having this thought more and more and someday none of us will even remember what we were hoping for.
Dumbest. Game. Ever.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Dumbest. Game. Ever.
America doesn't know it yet but Trump's "radical left" will become every single American that doesn't tell him he has a big penis.
September 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
America doesn't know it yet but Trump's "radical left" will become every single American that doesn't tell him he has a big penis.
Didn't I just see Steve Scalise saying that what makes America great is being able to say what you want on CBS Mornings talking to Gayle King this morning?
Don’t ever let the Trump Administration tell you they support the First Amendment. This is a shocking violation. The United States Government has no authority to tell people in this country what to say or not say.
State Department warns immigrants not to mock Kirk's death
Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau posted the warning on Thursday.
www.axios.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Didn't I just see Steve Scalise saying that what makes America great is being able to say what you want on CBS Mornings talking to Gayle King this morning?
In America, lies and hatred pay top dollar but they can also get you killed. And neither of those consequences are just or moral.
September 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
In America, lies and hatred pay top dollar but they can also get you killed. And neither of those consequences are just or moral.
I just want to remind all that it is now perfectly legal for law enforcement around the country to stop and detain Brett Kavanaugh based on how Latino he looks.
September 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just want to remind all that it is now perfectly legal for law enforcement around the country to stop and detain Brett Kavanaugh based on how Latino he looks.
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Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
September 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Know your rights, Illinois.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Stay safe and stay informed.
Democrats saying "reach across the aisle" or "find middle ground" is the new "deeply concerned".
September 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Democrats saying "reach across the aisle" or "find middle ground" is the new "deeply concerned".
Maybe Jesus should let Danielson know what the score is. #boisestate
August 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Maybe Jesus should let Danielson know what the score is. #boisestate
I get to go see Pedro Pascal today. That's always a good thing.
July 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I get to go see Pedro Pascal today. That's always a good thing.
His mailman knew him too. Doubt he's in the files anywhere.
Burchett: "I don't think Trump-- he's all over the files because he knew the guy in Palm Beach, or wherever the heck that is. It's a small knit little community. Yeah, he knew him."
July 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
His mailman knew him too. Doubt he's in the files anywhere.
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sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad
June 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad
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Utah voters: Are these really your values? Mike Lee is the best you can do?
June 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Utah voters: Are these really your values? Mike Lee is the best you can do?
Why work your whole life to leave your children with a watch and a reverse mortgage? Just try to overthrow the will of the American people and leave them $5 million.
May 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Why work your whole life to leave your children with a watch and a reverse mortgage? Just try to overthrow the will of the American people and leave them $5 million.
You know... I don't know if an American should be the leader of jack and squat right now.
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You know... I don't know if an American should be the leader of jack and squat right now.
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I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be:
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be:
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.
Sure sounds like fascism.
April 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sure sounds like fascism.