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Why Poor White People Can't Quit Donald Trump: OUT NOW!
http://tinyurl.com/mrksdd4n
Media, society, 21st Century Culture
Why Poor White People Can't Quit Donald Trump: OUT NOW!
http://tinyurl.com/mrksdd4n
Basically the entire US population would have overdosed on the cocaine from that one tiny boat.
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Basically the entire US population would have overdosed on the cocaine from that one tiny boat.
I said from day one that whether through removal or nature's attrition, he will not serve four years. At this point I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2.
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I said from day one that whether through removal or nature's attrition, he will not serve four years. At this point I'd be surprised if he makes it to 2.
His crimes against the English language alone should land him in jail for life. There’s no such thing as “very lethal.” It’s either lethal or it’s not. Death doesn’t work in degrees.
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
His crimes against the English language alone should land him in jail for life. There’s no such thing as “very lethal.” It’s either lethal or it’s not. Death doesn’t work in degrees.
He'll be very popular in prison come 2029.
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He'll be very popular in prison come 2029.
Who illegally put the national guard on the streets in the first place is the person to be blamed.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Who illegally put the national guard on the streets in the first place is the person to be blamed.
In fairness, that was all the NYT. Bill's show doesn't move the needle like that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
In fairness, that was all the NYT. Bill's show doesn't move the needle like that.
And how long can you go without saying anything funny before we can stop calling you a "comedian"?
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
And how long can you go without saying anything funny before we can stop calling you a "comedian"?
I sincerely do hope he runs. He'd have to give up all of his shows which would instantly make television and YouTube 25% less annoying. Then watching him get obliterated in a primary would be delicious.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I sincerely do hope he runs. He'd have to give up all of his shows which would instantly make television and YouTube 25% less annoying. Then watching him get obliterated in a primary would be delicious.
I actually am. What's likely to happen when Dear Leader dies is the cult will splinter into a dozen different factions. Some might be even more repugnant than legacy MAGA, but none will be large enough to carry any political weight.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I actually am. What's likely to happen when Dear Leader dies is the cult will splinter into a dozen different factions. Some might be even more repugnant than legacy MAGA, but none will be large enough to carry any political weight.
Why do the congress and cabinet keep Donald Trump, a man with NO TALENT and VERY POOR APPROVAL RATINGS, in the White House? Why do their donors put up with it? Also, totally the star of the Epstein files. Get the bum out of office!
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Why do the congress and cabinet keep Donald Trump, a man with NO TALENT and VERY POOR APPROVAL RATINGS, in the White House? Why do their donors put up with it? Also, totally the star of the Epstein files. Get the bum out of office!
Now they're reaching the "find out" part of the equation.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Now they're reaching the "find out" part of the equation.
They're starting to realize the bill is coming due...
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
They're starting to realize the bill is coming due...
Any day now, he'll be wandering around the White House lawn in his bathrobe yelling at pigeons.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Any day now, he'll be wandering around the White House lawn in his bathrobe yelling at pigeons.
He has long been open about dating Katy Turr when she was in her early 20s, so its already baked into the brand at this point.
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He has long been open about dating Katy Turr when she was in her early 20s, so its already baked into the brand at this point.
He must be on every page of those files...
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
He must be on every page of those files...
Exactly. Criminals jump out of unmarked vans with masks on and abduct people...
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Exactly. Criminals jump out of unmarked vans with masks on and abduct people...
That massive heart attack might be coming...
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
That massive heart attack might be coming...
Yes! I still believe there's a niche market for a modern MP3 player if marketed right. I hate bringing my phone to the gym and its way too bulky to comfortably take on a run. I still have two ipods that are absolutely perfect.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yes! I still believe there's a niche market for a modern MP3 player if marketed right. I hate bringing my phone to the gym and its way too bulky to comfortably take on a run. I still have two ipods that are absolutely perfect.
I actually doubt this. He can't even get his thumb fully up at this point.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I actually doubt this. He can't even get his thumb fully up at this point.
Or how about he just instruct Republicans to vote to release the full files and the world can see exactly who did what?
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Or how about he just instruct Republicans to vote to release the full files and the world can see exactly who did what?
Low key, Silver Spring is a hub for Ethiopian and Eritrean food.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Low key, Silver Spring is a hub for Ethiopian and Eritrean food.
Beneath it all, these stories are truly sad.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Beneath it all, these stories are truly sad.