Oh god, this is going to go about as well as the EA one did, isn't it?

It was the first thing I did when I woke up this morning

I'm so sad you're leaving, but excited for you all the same. It's going to be so strange not seeing you on the sofa regularly.

I don't get why people get so hateful about things they claim to love. It doesn't make you edgy or look good and it's bad for your health.

If you really hate it that much, maybe it's time to move on.

If you're in a slump, take a break. Watch movies, try something new.

You'll feel better for it.