Johnny Caps
@jtglobal.bsky.social
Husband, father, brother, soccer player, writer, PSU grad
Why is the laughing alpaca crying, Jon?
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why is the laughing alpaca crying, Jon?
They are morons who dont know how to read.
February 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
They are morons who dont know how to read.
He looks drugged up
February 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
He looks drugged up
Weren't some of the pharisees in the pockets of the Romans? I believe Jesus' quarrel with the pharisees was that some were living in squalor while the pharisees that ran the temple were living well. And I also believe that Paul blamed the jews for so he could sell christianity to the Romans.
January 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Weren't some of the pharisees in the pockets of the Romans? I believe Jesus' quarrel with the pharisees was that some were living in squalor while the pharisees that ran the temple were living well. And I also believe that Paul blamed the jews for so he could sell christianity to the Romans.
The tv timeouts are the worst when you're freezing in the stands.
December 31, 2024 at 12:59 AM
The tv timeouts are the worst when you're freezing in the stands.
Can someone do an AI of a shirtless Musk riding a Donnie horse?
December 20, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Can someone do an AI of a shirtless Musk riding a Donnie horse?
Don't worry. When Trump abolishes the CDC, there will be no reported cases of bird flu.
December 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Don't worry. When Trump abolishes the CDC, there will be no reported cases of bird flu.
With $400 billion, he could live on $1 million per day for 1,000 years. Eat the rich.
December 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
With $400 billion, he could live on $1 million per day for 1,000 years. Eat the rich.
It seems a little bit too convenient.
December 9, 2024 at 10:06 PM
It seems a little bit too convenient.
tinsel too, the loudest of the silent ornaments.
December 4, 2024 at 9:14 PM
tinsel too, the loudest of the silent ornaments.
Everyone needs to read this. Most people don't have any idea what a billion dollars is. This illustrates how absurd it is. I ask people, could you live on 1 million bucks per year? Of course, who couldn't. Well, if you had a billion buck, you could live for a thousand years. Ohhhhh.
November 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Everyone needs to read this. Most people don't have any idea what a billion dollars is. This illustrates how absurd it is. I ask people, could you live on 1 million bucks per year? Of course, who couldn't. Well, if you had a billion buck, you could live for a thousand years. Ohhhhh.
looking at her could cause just enough shrinkage to gain admission.
November 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
looking at her could cause just enough shrinkage to gain admission.
Someone's bucking for a cabinet position.
November 18, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Someone's bucking for a cabinet position.
Good to know. I was being a little cynical, I guess.
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Good to know. I was being a little cynical, I guess.
It'll be great until Elon buys it.
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
It'll be great until Elon buys it.